English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Spurious and doubtful works
NICHOLAS.
Nay, grace of God, I’ll rob him on’t suddenly, and hang it in
the Rosemary bank; but I bear that mind, Cousin, I would not
steal any thing, me thinks, for mine own Father.
SKIRMISH.
He bears a good mind in that, Captain!
PYE.
Why, well said; he begins to be an honest felow, faith.
CORPORAL.
In troth, he does.
NICHOLAS.
You see, Cousin, I am willing to do you any kindness, always
saving my self harmless.
[Exit Nicholas.]
CAPTAIN.
Why, I thank thee; fare thee well, I shall requite it.
CORPORAL.
Twill be good for thee, Captain, that thou has such an
egregious Ass to thy Cousin.
CAPTAIN.
Aye, is he not a fine fool, Corporal? But, George, thou
talkst of Art and Conjuring; How shall that be?
PYE.
Puh, be’t not in your care:
Leave that to me and my directions.
Well, Captain, doubt not thy delivery now,
E’en with the vantage, man, to gain by prison,
As my thoughts prompt me: hold on, brain and plot!
I aim at many cunning far events,
All which I doubt not but to hit at length.
I’ll to the Widdow with a quaint assault.
Captain, be merry.
CAPTAIN.
Who, I? Kerrie, merry, Buff-Jerkin.
PYE.
Oh, I am happy in more slights, and one will knit strong in
another.—Corporal Oath.
CORPORAL.
Hoh, Bully?
PYE.
And thou, old Peter Skirmish; I have a necessary task for you
Both.
SKIRMISH.
Lay’t upon, George Pye-board.
CORPORAL.
What ere it be, we’ll manage it.
PYE.
I would have you two maintain a quarrel before the Lady Widdow’s
door, and draw your swords i’th edge of the Evening; clash a
little, clash, clash.
CORPORAL.
Fuh!
Let us alone to make our Blades ring noon,
Tho it be after Supper.
PYE.
I know you can. And out of that false fire, I doubt not but to
raise strange belief—And, Captain, to countenance my device
the better, and grace my words to the Widdow, I have a good
plain Satin suit, that I had of a young Reveller t’other night:
for words pass not regarded now a days, unless they come from
a good suit of clothes, which the Fates and my wits have
bestowed upon me. Well, Captain Idle, if I did not highly
love thee, I would ne’er be seen within twelve score of a
prison, for I protest at this instant, I walk in great danger
of small debts; I owe money to several Hostesses, and you know
such Jills will quickly be upon a man’s Jack.
CAPTAIN.
True, George.
PYE.
Fare thee well, Captain. Come, Corporal and Ancient! thou
Shalt hear more news next time we greet thee.
CORPORAL.
More news! Aye, by yon Bear at Bridge-Foot in heaven shalt
thou.
[Exeunt Pye-board, Skirmish, and Oath.]
CAPTAIN.
Enough: my friends, farewell.
This prison shows as if Ghosts did part in Hell.
ACT II.
SCENE I. A room in the widow’s house.
[Enter Moll youngest Daughter to the Widdow: alone.]
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