Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“That is truly said,” observed Elizabeth. “And inasmuch as we have
already provided ourselves with a suitable committee for the preparation
of our plans of a deceptive nature, I move, as the easiest possible
solution of the difficulty for the rest of us, that the Committee on
Treachery be requested to go at once into executive session, with orders
not to come out of it until they have suggested a plausible plan of
campaign against our abductors. We must be rid of them. Let the
Committee on Treachery say how.”
“Second the motion,” said Mrs. Noah. “You are a very clear-headed young
woman, Lizzie, and your grandmother is proud of you.”
[Picture: “You are a very clear-headed young woman, Lizzie,” said Mrs.
Noah]
The Committee on Treachery were about to protest, but the chair refused
to entertain any debate upon the question, which was put and carried with
a storm of approval.
Five minutes later a note was handed through the port, addressed to
Cleopatra, which read as follows:
“DEAR MADAME,—Six bells has just struck, and the officers and crew
are hungry. Will you and your fair companions co-operate with us in
our enterprise by having a hearty dinner ready within two hours? A
speck has appeared on the horizon which betokens a coming storm, else
we would prepare our supper ourselves. As it is, we feel that your
safety depends on our remaining on deck. If there is any beer on the
ice, we prefer it to tea. Two cases will suffice.
“Yours respectfully,
“HENRY MORGAN, Bart.; First Mate.”
“Hurrah!” cried Cleopatra, as she read this communication. “I have an
idea. Tell the Committee on Treachery to appear before the full meeting
at once.”
The committee was summoned, and Cleopatra announced her plan of
operation, and it was unanimously adopted; but what it was we shall have
to wait for another chapter to learn.
XI
MAROONED
WHEN Captain Holmes arrived upon deck he seized his glass, and, gazing
intently through it for a moment, perceived that the faithful Shem had
not deceived him. Flying at half-mast from a rude, roughly hewn pole set
upon a rocky height was the black flag, emblem of piracy, and, as Artemus
Ward put it, “with the second joints reversed.” It was in very truth a
signal of distress.
“I make it a point never to be surprised,” observed Holmes, as he peered
through the glass, “but this beats me. I didn’t know there was an island
of this nature in these latitudes. Blackstone, go below and pipe Captain
Cook on deck. Perhaps he knows what island that is.”
“You’ll have to excuse me, Captain Holmes,” replied the Judge. “I didn’t
ship on this voyage as a cabin-boy or a messenger-boy. Therefore I—”
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