Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Why, of course it does!” cried Elizabeth. “What can you be thinking of?
People who walk backward are in great danger of running into other
people. Why not the same with ships? It seems to me, it’s a very
dangerous piece of business, sailing backward.”
“Oh, nonsense,” snapped Mrs. Noah. “You are as timid as a zebra. During
the Flood, we sailed days and days and days, going backward. It didn’t
make a particle of difference how we went—it was as safe one way as
another, and we got just as far away in the end. Our main object now is
to get away from the pirates, and that’s what we are doing. Don’t get
emotional, Lizzie, and remember, too, that I am in charge. If I think
the boat ought to go sideways, sideways she shall go. If you don’t like
it, it is still not too late to put you ashore.”
The threat calmed Elizabeth somewhat, and she was satisfied, and all went
well with them, even if Portia had started the propeller revolving
reverse fashion; so that the House-boat was, as Elizabeth had said,
backing her way through the ocean.
The day passed, and by slow degrees the island and the marooned pirates
faded from view, and the night came on, and with it a dense fog.
“We’re going to have a nasty night, I am afraid,” said Xanthippe, looking
anxiously out of the port.
“No doubt,” said Mrs. Noah, pleasantly. “I’m sorry for those who have to
be out in it.”
“That’s what I was thinking about,” observed Xanthippe. “It’s going to
be very hard on us keeping watch.”
“Watch for what?” demanded Mrs. Noah, looking over the tops of her
glasses at Xanthippe.
“Why, surely you are going to have lookouts stationed on deck?” said
Elizabeth.
“Not at all,” said Mrs. Noah. “Perfectly absurd. We never did it on the
Ark, and it isn’t necessary now. I want you all to go to bed at ten
o’clock. I don’t think the night air is good for you. Besides, it isn’t
proper for a woman to be out after dark, whether she’s new or not.”
“But, my dear Mrs. Noah,” expostulated Cleopatra, “what will become of
the ship?”
“I guess she’ll float through the night whether we are on deck or not,”
said the commander. “The Ark did, why not this? Now, girls, these
new-fangled yachting notions are all nonsense. It’s night, and there’s a
fog as thick as a stone-wall all about us. If there were a hundred of
you upon deck with ten eyes apiece, you couldn’t see anything. You might
much better be in bed. As your captain, chaperon, and grandmother, I
command you to stay below.”
“But—who is to steer?” queried Xanthippe.
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