Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“What’s the use of steering until we can see where to steer to?” demanded
Mrs. Noah. “I certainly don’t intend to bother with that tiller until
some reason for doing it arises. We haven’t any place to steer to yet;
we don’t know where we are going. Now, my dear children, be reasonable,
and don’t worry me. I’ve had a very hard day of it, and I feel my
responsibilities keenly. Just let me manage, and we’ll come out all
right. I’ve had more experience than any of you, and if—”
A terrible crash interrupted the old lady’s remarks. The House-boat
shivered and shook, careened way to one side, and as quickly righted and
stood still. A mad rush up the gangway followed, and in a moment a
hundred and eighty-three pale-faced, trembling women stood upon the deck,
gazing with horror at a great helpless hulk ten feet to the rear,
fastened by broken ropes and odd pieces of rigging to the stern-posts of
the House-boat, sinking slowly but surely into the sea.
It was the _Gehenna_!
[Picture: A great helpless hulk ten feet to the rear]
The House-boat had run her down and her last hour had come, but, thanks
to the stanchness of her build and wonderful beam, the floating
club-house had withstood the shock of the impact and now rode the waters
as gracefully as ever.
Portia was the first to realize the extent of the catastrophe, and in a
short while chairs and life-preservers and tables—everything that could
float—had been tossed into the sea to the struggling immortals therein.
On board the _Gehenna_, those who had not cast themselves into the
waters, under the cool direction of Holmes and Bonaparte, calmly lowered
the boats, and in a short while were not only able to felicitate
themselves upon their safety, but had likewise the good fortune to rescue
their more impetuous brethren who had preferred to swim for it.
Ultimately, all were brought aboard the House-boat in safety, and the men
in Hades were once more reunited to their wives, daughters, sisters, and
_fiancées_, and Elizabeth had the satisfaction of once more saving the
life of Raleigh by throwing him her ruff as she had done a year or so
previously, when she and her brother had been upset in the swift current
of the river Styx.
Order and happiness being restored, Holmes took command of the House-boat
and soon navigated her safely back into her old-time berth. The
_Gehenna_ went to the bottom and was never seen again, and when the roll
was called it was found that all who had set out upon her had returned in
safety save Shylock, Kidd, Sir Henry Morgan, and Abeuchapeta; but even
they were not lost, for, five weeks later, these four worthies were found
early one morning drifting slowly up the river Styx, gazing anxiously out
from the top of a water-cask and yelling lustily for help.
And here endeth the chronicle of the pursuit of the good old House-boat.
Back to her moorings, the even tenor of her ways was once more resumed,
but with one slight difference.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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