Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“No, your Majesty,” observed the stranger, “it is not child’s play; it is
fact. That cigar end was thrown aside here on the wharf by Captain Kidd
just before he stepped on board the House-boat.”
“How do you know that?” demanded Raleigh. “And granting the truth of the
assertion, what does it prove?”
“I will tell you,” said the stranger. And he at once proceeded as
follows.
II
THE STRANGER UNRAVELS A MYSTERY AND REVEALS HIMSELF
“I HAVE made a hobby of the study of cigar ends,” said the stranger, as
the Associated Shades settled back to hear his account of himself. “From
my earliest youth, when I used surreptitiously to remove the unsmoked
ends of my father’s cigars and break them up, and, in hiding, smoke them
in an old clay pipe which I had presented to me by an ancient sea-captain
of my acquaintance, I have been interested in tobacco in all forms, even
including these self-same despised unsmoked ends; for they convey to my
mind messages, sentiments, farces, comedies, and tragedies which to your
minds would never become manifest through their agency.”
The company drew closer together and formed themselves in a more compact
mass about the speaker. It was evident that they were beginning to feel
an unusual interest in this extraordinary person, who had come among them
unheralded and unknown. Even Shylock stopped calculating percentages for
an instant to listen.
“Do you mean to tell us,” demanded Shakespeare, “that the unsmoked stub
of a cigar will suggest the story of him who smoked it to your mind?”
“I do,” replied the stranger, with a confident smile. “Take this one,
for instance, that I have picked up here upon the wharf; it tells me the
whole story of the intentions of Captain Kidd at the moment when, in
utter disregard of your rights, he stepped aboard your House-boat, and,
in his usual piratical fashion, made off with it into unknown seas.”
“But how do you know he smoked it?” asked Solomon, who deemed it the part
of wisdom to be suspicious of the stranger.
“There are two curious indentations in it which prove that. The marks of
two teeth, with a hiatus between, which you will see if you look
closely,” said the stranger, handing the small bit of tobacco to Sir
Walter, “make that point evident beyond peradventure. The Captain lost
an eye-tooth in one of his later raids; it was knocked out by a
marine-spike which had been hurled at him by one of the crew of the
treasure-ship he and his followers had attacked. The adjacent teeth were
broken, but not removed. The cigar end bears the marks of those two
jagged molars, with the hiatus, which, as I have indicated, is due to the
destruction of the eye-tooth between them. It is not likely that there
was another man in the pirate’s crew with teeth exactly like the
commander’s, therefore I say there can be no doubt that the cigar end was
that of the Captain himself.”
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