"But the prettiest sight I seed, paw, was Fulty and t'other wild boys
that runs with him a-setting there so peaceable and civil, a-hemming
handkerchers. And the amazingest was Fulty and Darcy a-playing together
in the same set, and nary a shoot shot."
Uncle Lot turned these things over in his mind as he sat on the porch
after supper, gazing up into the virgin forest of the mountain in
front. After a while he quoted:--
"'The lips of a strange woman drop honey, and her mouth is smoother
than butter; yea, the furrin woman is a norrow pit, and they that are
abhorred of the Lord shall fall therein.'
"I give you the benefit of Solomon's counsel, Ailsie, afore you went
in to see them women; but you tuck your perverse way, and now you have
seed for yourself. What made Fulty and his crowd of boys set there so
mild and tame, with needles instid of weepons in their hands? What
caused Darcy and Fult to forgit their hatred and play together like
sucking lambs? Why, nothing naetural or righteous by no means--naught
but a devil's device, a bewitchment them furrin women has laid upon
'em. I can relate to you right now what them women is, beyand a doubt.
A body knows in reason that five good-lookers like them is bound to
have husbands somewhere or 'nother; and my ingrained opinion is that
the last of 'em is runaway wives that has tired of their men and their
duty, and come off up here to lay their spells on t'other men. Which is
as good as proved by what you have told."
Aunt Ailsie gasped. "O paw," she said, "if you was to talk to 'em you'd
know they wa'n't that kind!"
"If I was to talk to 'em," declared Uncle Lot, judicially, "I'd
examinate and cross-question 'em tell I got at the pine-blank facts of
the case. I'm a fa'r lawyer myself, having sot on so many grand juries,
and I wouldn't leave ary stone onturned tell I proved upon 'em what
they air!"
After this, Aunt Ailsie dared not inform him that she had asked two of
the women to take the night with her Monday night.
The following day--Sunday--Uncle Lot started off at daylight for a
distant "funeral occasion," and she improved the time by giving her
house a searching cleaning. She also swept the yard all around, under
the big apple trees, until not a speck or a blade of anything was left
upon it.
Then she walked up the branch half a mile, to her son Lincoln's, and
said to his wife:--
"Fetch the young-uns and come down to-morrow early, Rutheny, and help
me bake and get ready for company. I axed two of them women on the
hill--Virginny and Amy--to take the night with me, and now I'm afeared
I won't have things fixed right. And don't name nothing to Lot about
their coming."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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