"Now, Jeems, hit's plain enough you can't live no longer a
widder--you'll sartain be dead if you do. And the pint is, what kind
of a woman do you need? That's what you want to study on, and study
keerful. You hain't had no show sence Mallie died, to get out and look
around none, or do much thinking either, I allow. But hit don't take
much studying to know you need, first and foremost, a woman that can
tame down and civilize young-uns."
"That's hit," Jeems agreed, fervently.
"All them furrin' women knows how to handle young-uns to the queen's
taste," continued Aunt Ailsie. "You'd never believe how civil all them
feisty, briggaty boys and gals at The Forks has got to be."
"Hit's a sight how a woman-person can swage 'em down," said Jeems,
wonderingly. "Now, Cindy Swope hadn't been in the house a hour afore
she had my nine and her six all a-working peaceable and biddable."
"And the next thing you want, Jeems, with your dyspepsy, and all that
mess of young-uns, is somebody can cook good."
"Eh, law, that's what I want, too! I'm plumb beat out with my own
cooking; that air supper Cindy cooked when she come in was the first
meal of vittles had sot on my stummick for three month'."
"I don't rightly know," continued Aunt Ailsie, "which one of them quare
women is the best cook, but, from the table they set, I allow they all
air. Now there's one that's sort of extry fine on vittles and larns
the gals how to make all manner of new-fangled things, and hain't but
twenty-three, and got mighty pretty crow's-wing hair, and blue eyes.
But ricollect, she hain't for you, Jeems, and wouldn't so much as look
at a old widow-man with nine young-uns. And, anyhow, Darcy Kent's
a-talking to her. So don't you waste no thoughts there.
"And the next thing you got a bound to have is a woman can sew and
weave and spin, same as Mallie, and keep coats and blankets for you
and your young-uns. Now one of them head-women--Amy is her name--is
the sewingest woman ever I seed, besides the ladyest; why, she's
even got Fulty and his wild crowd of boys a-hemming handkerchers and
towels up yander every day, and she has already axed me to larn her
how to weave and spin. She'd be the woman for you, Jeems, if you
could get her--either her, or t'other head one, Virginny, which is
the up-and-comingest female ever I laid an eye on, and don't baulk at
nothing on earth. And then, of course, the nurse-woman, she'd be mighty
handy when the young-uns all takes down sick with the choking disease,
or the breast-complaint, or sech; or likewise that one that teaches
the least ones, and keeps about fifty of 'em happy and biddable all the
time. You couldn't make no mistake, whichever of them four you tuck,
Jeems."
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