The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
My cousin instantly professed the greatest regard for Mrs. Wesley, and
declared that both of us were good enough to be Southrons. He promised
that in future he would take all the care he could not to run against
her prejudices, which merely grew out of her confused conception of
State rights and the right of self-government. Women never understood
anything about political economy and government, anyhow.
Having accomplished thus much with the colonel, I turned my attention,
on his departure, to smoothing Clara. I reminded her that nearly
everybody North and South had kinsmen or friends in both armies. To be
sure, it was unfortunate that we, having only one kinsman, should have
had him on the wrong side. That was better than having no kinsman at
all. (Clara was inclined to demur at this.) It had not been practicable
for him to divide himself; if it had been, he would probably have done
it, and the two halves would doubtless have arrayed themselves against
each other. They would, in a manner, have been bound to do so. However,
the war was over, we were victorious, and could afford to be
magnanimous.
"But he doesn't seem to have discovered that the war is over," returned
Clara. "He 'still waves.'"
"It is likely that certain obstinate persons on both sides of Mason and
Dixon's line will be a long time making the discovery. Some will never
make it--so much the worse for them and the country."
Mrs. Wesley meditated and said nothing, but I saw that so far as she
and the colonel were concerned the war was not over.
IV
This slight breeze cleared the atmosphere for the time being. My cousin
Flagg took pains to avoid all but the most indirect allusions to the
war, except when we were alone, and in several small ways
endeavored--with not too dazzling success--to be agreeable to Clara.
The transparency of the effort was perhaps the partial cause of its
failure. And then, too, the nature of his little attentions was not
always carefully considered on his part. For example, Mrs. Wesley could
hardly be expected to lend herself with any grace at all to the
proposal he made one sultry June evening to "knock her up" a
mint-julep, "the most refreshing beverage on earth, madam, in hot
weather, I can assure you." Judge Ashburton Todhunter, of Fauquier
County, had taught him to prepare this pungent elixir from a private
receipt for which the judge had once refused the sum of fifty dollars,
offered to him by Colonel Stanley Bluegrass, of Chattanooga, and this
was at a moment, too, when the judge had been losing very heavily at
draw poker.
"All quiet along the Potomac," whispered the colonel, with a momentary
pride in the pacific relations he had established between himself and
Mrs. Wesley.
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