The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
General
The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
As the mint and one or two other necessary ingredients were lacking to
our family stores, the idea of julep was dismissed as a vain dream, and
its place supplied by iced Congress water, a liquid which my cousin
characterized, in a hasty aside to me, as being a drink fit only for
imbecile infants of a tender age.
Washington Flagg's frequent and familiar mention of governors, judges,
colonels, and majors clearly indicated that he had moved in
aristocratic latitudes in the South, and threw light on his
disinclination to consider any of the humbler employments which might
have been open to him. He had so far conceded to the exigency of the
case as to inquire if there were a possible chance for him in the
Savonarola Fire Insurance Company. He had learned of my secretaryship.
There was no vacancy in the office, and if there had been, I would have
taken no steps to fill it with my cousin. He knew nothing of the
business. Besides, however deeply I had his interests at heart, I
should have hesitated to risk my own situation by becoming sponsor for
so unmanageable an element as he appeared to be.
At odd times in my snuggery after dinner Flagg glanced over the "wants"
columns of the evening journal, but never found anything he wanted. He
found many amusing advertisements that served him as pegs on which to
hang witty comment, but nothing to be taken seriously. I ventured to
suggest that he should advertise. He received the idea with little
warmth.
"No, my dear boy, I can't join the long procession of scullions, cooks,
butlers, valets, and bottle-washers which seem to make up so large a
part of your population. I couldn't keep step with them. It is
altogether impossible for me to conduct myself in this matter like a
menial-of-all-work out of place. 'Wanted, a situation, by a respectable
young person of temperate habits; understands the care of horses; is
willing to go into the country and milk the cow with the crumpled
horn.' No; many thanks."
"State your own requirements, Flagg. I didn't propose that you should
offer yourself as coachman."
"It would amount to the same thing, Wesley. I should at once be
relegated to his level. Some large opportunity is dead sure to present
itself to me if I wait. I believe the office should seek the man."
"I have noticed that a man has to meet his opportunities more than
halfway, or he doesn't get acquainted with them. Mohammed was obliged
to go to the mountain, after waiting for the mountain to come to him."
"Mohammed's mistake was that he didn't wait long enough. He was too
impatient. But don't you fret. I have come to Yankeedom to make my
fortune. The despot's heel is on your shore, and it means to remain
there until he hears of something greatly to his advantage."
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