The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
Some distance up the street a tall liberty-pole sustaining a swinging
sign announced a tavern. Lynde hastened thither; but the tavern, like
the private houses, appeared tenantless; the massive pine
window-shutters were barred and bolted. Lynde mounted the three or four
low steps leading to the piazza, and tried the front door, which was
locked. With the saddle still on his shoulders, he stepped into the
middle of the street to reconnoitre the premises. A man and two women
suddenly showed themselves at an open window in the second story. Lynde
was about to address them when the man cried out--
"Oh, you're a horse, I suppose. Well, there isn't any oats for you
here. You had better trot on!"
Lynde did not relish this pleasantry; it struck him as rather insolent;
but he curbed his irritation, and inquired as politely as he could if a
horse or any kind of vehicle could be hired in the village.
The three persons in the window nodded to one another significantly,
and began smiling in a constrained manner, as if there were something
quite preposterous in the inquiry. The man, a corpulent, red-faced
person, seemed on the point of suffocating with merriment.
"Is this a public house?" demanded Lynde severely.
"That's as may be," answered the man, recovering his breath, and
becoming grave.
"Are you the proprietor?"
"That's jest what I am."
"Then I require of you the accommodation which is the right of every
traveller. Your license does not permit you to turn any respectable
stranger from your door."
"Now, my advice to you," said the man, stepping back from the window,
"my advice to you is to trot. You can't get in here. If you try to,
I'll pepper you as sure as you live, though I wouldn't like to do it.
So trot right along!"
The man had a gun in his hands; he clutched it nervously by the stock;
his countenance worked strangely, and his small, greenish eyes had a
terrified, defiant expression. Indisputably, the tavern-keeper looked
upon Lynde as a dangerous person, and was ready to fire upon him if he
persisted in his demands.
"My friend," said Lynde through his set teeth, "if I had you down here
I'd give you a short lesson in manners."
"I dare say! I dare say!" cried the man, flourishing the shot-gun
excitedly.
Lynde turned away disgusted and indignant; but his indignation was
neutralized by his astonishment at this incomprehensible brutality. He
had no resource but to apply to some private house and state his
predicament. As that luckless saddle had excited the derision of the
girl, and drawn down on him the contumely of the tavern-keeper, he
looked around for some safe spot in which to deposit it before it
brought him into further disgrace. His linen and all his worldly
possessions, except his money, which he carried on his person, were in
the valise; he could not afford to lose that.
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