The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel — John Shaqi
The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
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After the lapse of an hour that had given Lynde some general idea of
eternity, the door was hastily thrown open, and a small, elderly,
blue-eyed gentleman, followed by a man of gigantic stature, entered the
chamber.
"My dear sir," cried the gentleman, making a courteous, deprecatory
gesture with his palms spread outward, "we owe you a million apologies.
There has been a most lamentable mistake!"
"A mistake!" said Lynde haughtily. "Mistake is a mild term to apply to
an outrage."
"Your indignation is just; still it was a mistake, and one I would not
have had happen for the world. I am Dr. Pendegrast, the superintendent
of this asylum."
"This is an asylum!"
"An asylum for the insane," returned Dr. Pendegrast. "I do not know how
to express my regret at what has occurred. I can only account for the
unfortunate affair, and throw myself upon your generosity. Will you
allow me to explain?"
Lynde passed his hand over his forehead in a bewildered way. Then he
looked at the doctor suspiciously; Lynde's late experience had shaken
his faith in the general sanity of his species. "Certainly," he said,
"I would like to have this matter explained to me; for I'll be hanged
if I understand it. This is an asylum?"
"Yes, sir."
"And you are the superintendent?"
"Yes, sir."
"Then--naturally--you are not a lunatic?"
"Certainly not!" said the doctor, starting.
"Very well; I didn't know. I am listening to you, sir."
"Early this morning," said Dr. Pendegrast, somewhat embarrassed by
Lynde's singular manner, "a number of patients whom we had always
considered tractable seized the attendants one by one at breakfast,
and, before a general alarm could be given, locked them in the cells.
Some of us were still in our bedrooms when the assault began and were
there overpowered. We chanced to be short-handed at the time, two of
the attendants being ill, and another absent. As I say, we were all
seized--the women attendants and nurses as well--and locked up. Higgins
here, my head-man, they put into a strait-jacket."
"Yes, sir," spoke up Higgins for himself, "they did so!"
"Me," continued Dr. Pendegrast, smiling, "they confined in the padded
chamber."
Lynde looked at him blankly.
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