The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
In a few words, and with a picturesqueness of phrase in which I noted a
rich Southern flavor, he explained the phenomenon of his presence in
New York. After Lee's surrender at Appomattox Court-House, my cousin
had managed to reach Washington, where he was fortunate enough to get a
free pass to Baltimore. He had nearly starved to death in making his
way out of Virginia. To quote his words, "The wind that is supposed to
be tempered expressly for shorn lambs was not blowing very heavily
about that time." At Baltimore he fell in with a former Mobile
acquaintance, from whom he borrowed a sum sufficient to pay the fare to
New York--a humiliating necessity, as my cousin remarked, for a man who
had been a colonel in Stonewall Jackson's brigade. Flagg had reached
the city before daybreak, and had wandered for hours along the
water-front, waiting for some place to open, in order that he might
look up my address in the Directory, if I were still in the land of the
living. He had had what he described as an antediluvian sandwich the
previous day at two o'clock, since which banquet no food had passed his
lips.
"And I'll be hanged," he said, "if the first shop that took down its
shutters wasn't a restaurant, with a cursed rib of roast beef, flanked
with celery, and a ham in curl-papers staring at me through the
window-pane. A little tin sign, with 'Meals at All Hours' painted on
it--what did they want to go and do that for?--knocked the breath clean
out of me. I gave one look, and ploughed up the street, for if I had
stayed fifteen seconds longer in front of that plate-glass, I reckon I
would have burst it in. Well, I put distance between me and temptation,
and by and by I came to a newspaper office, where I cornered a
Directory. I was on the way to your house when we collided; and now,
Tom Wesley, for heaven's sake introduce me to something to eat. There
is no false pride about me; I'd shake hands with a bone."
The moisture was ready to gather in my eyes, and for a second or two I
was unable to manage my voice. Here was my only kinsman on the verge of
collapse--one miserable sandwich, like a thin plank, between him and
destruction. My own plenteous though hasty morning meal turned into
reproachful lead within me.
"Dear old boy!" I cried again. "Come along! I can see that you are
nearly famished."
"I've a right smart appetite, Thomas, there's no mistake about that. If
appetite were assets, I could invite a whole regiment to rations."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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