The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
I had thrust my hand under his arm, and was dragging him towards a
small oyster shop, whose red balloon in a side street had caught my
eye, when I suddenly remembered that it was imperative on me to be at
the office at eight o'clock that morning, in order to prepare certain
papers wanted by the president of the board, previous to a meeting of
the directors. (I was at that time under-secretary of the Savonarola
Fire Insurance Company.) The recollection of the business which had
caused me to be on foot at this unusual hour brought me to a dead halt.
I dropped my cousin's arm, and stood looking at him helplessly. It
seemed so inhospitable, not to say cold-blooded, to send him off to get
his breakfast alone. Flagg misinterpreted my embarrassment.
"Of course," he said, with a touch of dignity which pierced me through
the bosom, "I do not wish to be taken to any place where I would
disgrace you. I know how impossible I am. Yet this suit of clothes cost
me twelve hundred dollars in Confederate scrip. These boots are not
much to look at, but they were made by a scion of one of the first
families of the South; I paid him two hundred dollars for them, and he
was right glad to get it. To such miserable straits have Southern
gentlemen been reduced by the vandals of the North. Perhaps you don't
like the Confederate gray?"
"Bother your boots and your clothes!" I cried. "Nobody will notice them
here." (Which was true enough, for in those days the land was strewed
with shreds and patches of the war. The drivers and conductors of
street cars wore overcoats made out of shoddy army blankets, and the
dustmen went about in cast-off infantry caps.) "What troubles me is
that I can't wait to start you on your breakfast."
"I reckon I don't need much starting."
I explained the situation to him, and suggested that instead of going
to the restaurant, he should go directly to my house, and be served by
Mrs. Wesley, to whom I would write a line on a leaf of my
memorandum-book. I did not suggest this step in the first instance
because the little oyster saloon, close at hand, had seemed to offer
the shortest cut to my cousin's relief.
"So you're married?" said he.
"Yes--and you?"
"I haven't taken any matrimony in mine."
"I've been married six years, and have two boys."
"No! How far is your house?" he inquired. "Will I have to take a caar?"
"A 'caar'? Ah, yes--that is to say, no. A car isn't worth while. You
see that bakery two blocks from here, at the right? That's on the
corner of Clinton Place. You turn down there. You'll notice in looking
over what I've written to Mrs. Wesley that she is to furnish you with
some clothes, such as are worn by--by vandals of the North in
comfortable circumstances."
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