The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
"Tom Wesley, you are as good as a straight flush. If you ever come down
South, when this cruel war is over, our people will treat you like one
of the crowned heads--only a devilish sight better, for the crowned
heads rather went back on us. If England had recognized the Southern
Confederacy"--
"Never mind that; your tenderloin steak is cooling."
"Don't mention it! I go. But I say, Tom--Mrs. Wesley? Really, I am
hardly presentable. Are there other ladies around?"
"There's no one but Mrs. Wesley."
"Do you think I can count on her being glad to see me at such short
notice?"
"She will be a sister to you," I said warmly.
"Well, I reckon that you two are a pair of trumps. Au revoir! Be good
to yourself."
With this, my cousin strode off, tucking my note to Mrs. Wesley inside
the leather belt buckled tightly around his waist. I lingered a moment
on the curbstone, and looked after him with a sensation of mingled
pride, amusement, and curiosity. That was my Family; there it was, in
that broad back and those not ungraceful legs, striding up Sixth
Avenue, with its noble intellect intent on thoughts of breakfast. I was
thankful that it had not been written in the book of fate that this
limb of the closely pruned Wesley tree should be lopped off by the
sword of war. But as Washington Flagg turned into Clinton Place, I had
a misgiving. It was hardly to be expected that a person of his
temperament, fresh from a four years' desperate struggle and a
disastrous defeat, would refrain from expressing his views on the
subject. That those views would be somewhat lurid, I was convinced by
the phrases which he had dropped here and there in the course of our
conversation. He was, to all intents and purposes, a Southerner. He had
been a colonel in Stonewall Jackson's brigade. And Mrs. Wesley was such
an uncompromising patriot! It was in the blood. Her great-grandfather,
on the mother's side, had frozen to death at Valley Forge in the winter
of 1778, and her grandfather, on the paternal side, had had his head
taken off by a round-shot from his Majesty's sloop of war Porpoise in
1812. I believe that Mrs. Wesley would have applied for a divorce from
me if I had not served a year in the army at the beginning of the war.
I began bitterly to regret that I had been obliged to present my cousin
to her so abruptly. I wished it had occurred to me to give him a word
or two of caution, or that I had had sense enough to adhere to my first
plan of letting him feed himself at the little oyster establishment
round the corner. But wishes and regrets could not now mend the matter;
so I hailed an approaching horse-car, and comforted myself on the rear
platform with the reflection that perhaps the colonel would not wave
the palmetto leaf too vigorously, if he waved it at all, in the face of
Mrs. Wesley.
II
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