The Queen of the Swamp, and other plain AmericansCatherwood, Mary Hartwell
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The Queen of the Swamp, and other plain Americans
Catherwood, Mary Hartwell
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Why, mother! you’ve put that flowered silk dress on her that father
brought you from Philadelphia when he went over the mountains with a
drove of horses! You said you was goin’ to save that for the oldest
son’s wife.”
The guests near Sarah looked significantly at each other, and Miss
Miller, being among them, tossed her head and tittered.
“Anybody who was _anxious_ to marry into your family,” she remarked to
Sarah, “ought to fall sick and send for your mother, and give her all
the trouble in the world. That’s the surest way to get her consent.”
Miss Miller pursed her lips. She wanted to correct any impression
that she had favored Mart Macauley, and at the same time utter a few
strictures.
“Yes, mother’s a good nurse,” said Sarah innocently.
“She’ll nurse _you_,” whispered Darius, with a warning nudge, “when she
hears what you said about that flowered silk.”
“Don’t tell her,” begged his sister. “I’ll do your share of the milkin’
all the rest of the week, if you won’t.”
“Well,” assented Darius provisionally, “mebby I won’t.”
The flowered silk had been constructed for Mrs. Macauley when she was
much less matronly in shape than on this Christmas night, and by reason
of being put away so long had got into fashion again. It was so rich
and thick that it was famed through the neighborhood as being able to
stand by itself, but, having retired to lavender and camphor, was not
expected forth any more until the occasion of Mart Macauley’s infair
dinner.
Priscilla never looked so pretty as she did on this Christmas night.
She took no part in the plays, but they sold pawns over her head, and
the penalties she inflicted were considered brilliant.
“Heavy, heavy, what hangs over your head!” said John Davis, the seller,
holding Miss Miller’s real gold ring. Her father had tried that ring
with aquafortis before he allowed her to buy it of the peddler.
“Is it fine or superfine?” inquired Priscilla.
“Superfine,” said John, pulling his neckerchief with an air. “What must
be done to redeem it?”
“Let the owner make a charade.”
This sent Miss Miller, with assistants, giggling into the pantry. And
a grand charade they exhibited, for Miss Miller had picked up such
things among the Lancaster young people, and was not sorry to show her
knowledge. First the actors came in supporting each other and weeping
aloud. In their second act there were several dumb weddings, and in
their third the weddings were repeated with a change of partners. After
long guessing, everybody was struck with admiration to discover that
the word was Bal-ti-more.
Then John sold Martin’s big handkerchief over Priscilla’s head,
informing her it was fine only. And the possessor was bid to bow to the
wittiest, kneel to the prettiest, and kiss the one he loved best, which
Martin did, perambulating about the room in a long search, but coming
back to Priscilla in every instance, covering her with confusion, and
exciting the company to hilarity.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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