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“My snuff-box has unfortunately opened itself in my pocket during the
fight at Catherine’s house, and the tobacco it contained, mixed with the
wine of the broken bottle, has formed a quite disgusting paste. I do
not dare ask Criton to grind down a few leaves for me; the hard and cold
features of that servant and judge inspire me with awe. I suffer from
the want of snuff, as my nose is irksome in consequence of the shock I
had last night, and I am quite disconcerted by my failure to satisfy
the never-tiring wants of that nose of mine. I shall have to bear the
misfortune quietly, till M. d’Anquetil may, perhaps, let me have a few
grains out of his box. Now to return to that young gentleman, he said
expressly to me: ‘I love that girl. Know, abbé, that I am resolved to
take her with us in the post-chaise should I be compelled to stay here a
week, a month, six months or longer; I will not go away without her.’ I
represented all the dangers to him, which might occur through any delay
in our departure. He said he did not care a rap for those dangers,
less so as they were smaller for him than for us. ‘You, abbé, you and
Tournebroche are both in danger of being hanged; my risk is the Bastille
only, where I can get cards and girls, and whence my family could, and
would, soon deliver me, as my father would interest some duchess or
some ballet dancer in my doom, and my mother, devotee as she has become,
could and would still get the assistance of one or other of the royal
princes. It is irrevocably fixed; I take Jahel with me or I remain here.
You and Tournebroche are at liberty to hire a post-chaise of your own.’
“The cruel boy knows but too well that we have not the means to do it.
I tried to make him change his mind. I became pressing, unctuous,
parental. It was no use, and I wasted on him an eloquence which,
employed in the pulpit of a parish church, would have brought me a full
reward in honour and coin. Alas! my dear boy, it seems to be written
that none of my actions will ever produce any kind of savoury fruit,
and for me ought to have been written the following words from
Ecclesiastes:--_‘Quid habet am plius homo de universe labore suo, quo
laborat sub sole?_’ Far from bringing him to reason, my discourses
strengthened the young nobleman’s obstinacy, and I cannot deny that he
actually counted on me for the success of his desires, and pressed me to
go to Jahel and induce her to fly with him, promising her the gift of a
trousseau of Dutch linen, of plate, jewels and a handsome annuity.”
“Oh, sir!” I exclaimed, “this M. d’Anquetil is very insolent. What do
you think will be Jahel’s reply to his propositions when she knows of
them?”
“My boy, she knows by now, and I think she will accept them.”
“If such is the case,” I said, “then Mosaide must be warned.”
“That he is already,” replied my tutor. “You have just assisted at the
outbreak of his rage.”
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