Bildungsromans; Christian women saints -- Fiction; Egypt -- Fiction; Mary, of Egypt, Saint -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
“A woman does not behave equally to all men.”
And when I prolonged my lamentations and reproaches to excess she said:
“I am quite aware that I have caused you some pain. But that is no
reason for you to plague me a hundred times a day with your useless
moans.”
M. d’Anquetil when he lost was in a bad temper and molested Jahel, while
she, anything but patient, threatened to write to her Uncle Mosaïde to
come and fetch her back. These quarrels were at first rather pleasant to
me, and gave me no small hopes; but after a repeated renewal of them
I became rather anxious, as they were always followed by impetuous
reconciliations, which exploded suddenly into kisses and lascivious
whisperings. M. d’Anquetil could hardly bear my presence. He had on the
other hand a vivid tenderness for my good tutor, which he well deserved
for his always joyful humour and the incomparable elegance of his mind.
They played and drank together with a daily growing sympathy. Knee to
knee, so as to steady the table whereon they played cards they laughed,
bantered, chaffed each other, and if occasionally they became angry, and
threw the cards in one another’s face, and swore at each other with
such oaths as would have made the boxers of Port Saint Nicolas or the
bargemen of the Mail blush, M. d’Anquetil swore by God Almighty, the
Holy Virgin and all the saints, that in all his life he had never met
with a worse thief than the Abbé Coignard. Notwithstanding it remained
clearly evident that he liked my good tutor; and it was a real pleasure,
as soon as one of these quarrels had terminated, to listen to his
laughter as he said:
“Abbé, you’ll be my almoner and play piquet with me. You’ll also have to
hunt with us. In the remotest corner of the Perche we will look out
for a horse strong enough to carry your weight, and you’ll get hunting
clothes like the ones I saw worn by the Bishop of Uzès. It is, besides,
high time you had a new suit of clothes; your breeches, abbé, hardly
keep on your behind.”
Jahel also inclined towards the irresistible charm with which my
dear tutor influenced all mankind. She made up her mind to repair, if
possible, all the disorders of his dress. First she tore up one of
her gowns and used the pieces to patch up the coat and breeches of my
venerable friend; she also made him a present of a laced handkerchief
to use as a band. My good tutor accepted these little presents with a
dignity full of graciousness. More than once I had occasion to observe
that he was a gallant when talking to women. He took a lively interest
in them without ever showing the slightest indiscretion. He praised them
with the science of a connoisseur, giving them counsels out of his long
experience, diffusing over them the unlimited indulgence of a heart
always ready to forgive any kind of human weakness, and withal, never
omitted any occasion to make them understand the great and useful
truths.
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