Bildungsromans; Christian women saints -- Fiction; Egypt -- Fiction; Mary, of Egypt, Saint -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
“I am not in want of anything,” said the stranger, “and it’s easy for me
to go without any food for a year or longer because of a certain elixir
the composition of which is known only to the philosophical. This
faculty is not confined to myself alone, it is the common property of
all wise men, and it is known that the illustrious Cardan went without
food during several years without being incommoded by it. On the
contrary his mind became singularly vivacious. But still I’ll eat what
it pleases you to offer me, simply to please you.”
And he took a seat at our little table without any ceremony. At once
Friar Ange also noiselessly pushed his stool between mine and that of
my teacher and sat on it to receive his portion of the partridge pie my
mother was dishing up.
The philosopher having thrown his cape over the back of his seat,
we could see that he wore diamond buttons on his coat. He remained
thoughtful. The shadow of his nose fell on his mouth and his hollow
cheeks went deep into his jaws. His gloomy humour took possession of the
whole company. No other noise was audible but the one made by the little
friar munching his pie.
Suddenly the philosopher said:
“The more I think it over, the more I am convinced that yonder
Salamander came for this lad.” And he pointed his knife at me.
“Sir,” I replied, “if the Salamanders are really as you say, this one
honours me very much, and I am truly obliged to her. But, to say the
truth, I have rather guessed than seen her, and this first encounter has
only awakened my curiosity without giving me full satisfaction.”
Unable to speak at his ease, my good teacher was suffocating. Suddenly,
breaking out very loud, he said to the philosopher:
“Sir, I am fifty-one years old, a master of arts and a doctor of
divinity. I have read all the Greek and Latin authors, who have not been
annihilated either by time’s injury or by man’s malice, and I have never
seen a Salamander, wherefrom I conclude that no such thing exists.”
“Excuse me,” said Friar Ange, half suffocated by partridge pie and half
by dismay; “excuse me! Unhappily some Salamanders do exist and a learned
Jesuit father, whose name I have forgotten, has discoursed on their
apparition. I myself have seen, at a place called St Claude, at a
cottager’s, a Salamander in a fireplace close to a kettle. She had a
cat’s head, a toad’s body and the tail of a fish. I threw a handful of
holy water on the beast, and it at once disappeared in the air, with a
frightful noise like sudden frying and I was enveloped in acrid fumes,
which very nearly burnt my eyes out. And what I say is so true that for
at least a whole week my beard smelt of burning, which proves better
than anything else the maliciousness of the beast.”
“You want to make game of us, little friar,” said the abbé. “Your toad
with a cat’s head is no more real than the Nymph of that gentleman, and
it is quite a disgusting invention.”
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