Instead of trying to get rid of the Queen altogether, the great nobles
of the kingdom merely fought violently with each other for possession of
the Queen’s person. Then they would proclaim themselves Regents of the
kingdom and would issue bills of attainder against all their rivals,
saying they were traitors against the Queen’s Government.
In fact, a revolution in those days was like what is called a change of
Ministry now, save for the fact that they were rather fond of indulging
themselves by decapitating their rivals when they had the chance, which
of course one would never think of doing nowadays.
The Queen and the bat had been talking a good deal that afternoon—about
the weather and about the revolution and the colour of cats and the
like.
"The raven will have a good time of it for a day or two," the bat said.
But the Queen shuddered. "Don’t be horrid," she said.
"I wonder who’ll get the upper hand?" the bat said.
"I’m sure I don’t care a bit," the Queen retorted. "It doesn’t make any
difference to me. They all give me things to sign, and they all say I’m
very beautiful."
"That’s because they want to marry you," the bat said.
And the Queen answered, "I suppose it is; but I shan’t marry them. And
I wish _all_ my attendants weren’t deaf and dumb; it makes it so awfully
dull for me."
"That’s so that they shan’t abuse the Regent behind his back," the bat
said. "Well, I shall take a fly." The truth was, he felt insulted that
the Queen should say she was dull when she had him to talk to.
But the Queen was quite frightened when he whizzed past her head and out
into the dusky evening, where she could see him flitting about jerkily,
and squeaking shrilly to paralyze the flies with fright.
After a while he got over his fit of sulks, and came back again to hang
in his accustomed bough.
"Why—you can fly!" the Queen said breathlessly. It gave her a new idea
of the importance of the bat.
The bat said, "I can." He was flattered by her admiration.
"I wish _I_ could fly," the Queen said. "It would be so much more
exciting than being boxed up here."
The bat said, "Why don’t you?"
"Because I haven’t got wings, I suppose," the Queen said.
"You shouldn’t suppose," the bat said sharply. "Half the evils in the
world come from people supposing."
"What are the ’evils in the world’?" the Queen said.
And the bat answered, "What! don’t you even know that, you ignorant
little thing? The evils in the world are ever so many—strong winds so
that one can’t fly straight, and cold weather so that the flies die, and
rheumatic pains in one’s wing-joints, and cats and swallows."
"I like cats," the Queen said; "and swallows are very pretty."
"That’s what _you_ think," the bat said angrily. "But you’re nobody.
Now, I hate cats because they always want to eat me; and I hate swallows
because they always eat what I want to eat—flies. They are the real
evils of the world."
The Queen saw that he was angry, and she held her peace for a while.
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