"Oh, how annoying!" the Queen said. "Just as it was beginning to be
interesting! Now I shall have to go in to dinner. But I’ll bring you
the meat and the flannel to-morrow, and then you’ll tell me, won’t you?"
The bat said, "We’ll see about it," and so the Queen arose from her
seat, and, stooping to avoid the roses that caught at her, went out
towards the palace and up the marble steps into it.
The palace was an enormous hall, all of marble, and very, very cold.
The dining-room itself was a vast hall, as long as an ordinary street,
with a table as long and as broad as the roadway thereof, so that the
poor little Queen felt rather lonely, sitting at one end of it, with the
enormous vessels all of gold, and the great gold candlesticks, and the
long line of deaf and dumb domestics that stood and looked on, or
presented their dishes kneeling.
Generally the Regent’s wife, or, if he hadn’t one, his sister or mother,
acted as the Queen’s governess, and stood behind her chair. But that
evening there was no one at all.
"I suppose they’ve cut her head off," the Queen said resignedly. "I
wonder what the next one will be like. But I shan’t be bothered with
her long, if the bat tells me how to fly. I shall just go right off
somewhere, and see mountains, and valleys, and rivers, and seas; and
hundreds and hundreds of wonderful things out of books. Oh, it will be
lovely! And as to the Regents, they can just cut each other’s heads off
as much as they like."
And so, having dined, she went to bed, and lay a long time awake
thinking how delightful it would be to fly.
The next morning, at breakfast, she found a note to say that the Lord
Blackjowl desired an early audience with her on the subject of the
Regency.
"I suppose I _must_ go," the Queen said. "I do hope he won’t be much
wounded, it’s so nasty to look at, and I _did_ want to go into the
garden to see the bat."
However, she went down into the audience chamber at once, to get it
over. The guard drew back the curtain in the doorway and she went in. A
great man with a black beard was awaiting her, and at her entrance sank
down on one knee.
"Oh, get up, please," she said. "I don’t like talking to men when they
kneel, it looks so stupid. What is it you want? I suppose it’s about
the Regency."
The Lord Blackjowl arose. His eyes were little and sharp; they seemed
to look right through the Queen.
"Your Majesty is correct, as so peerless a lady must be," he said "The
nobles and people were groaning under the yoke of the late traitor and
tyrant who called himself Regent, and so we took the liberty, the great
liberty, of——"
"Oh yes, I know what you want," the Queen interrupted him. "You want to
be pardoned for the unconstitutionality of it. So I suppose I shall
have to pardon you. If you give me the paper I’ll sign it."
The Lord Blackjowl handed her one of many papers that he held in his
hand.
"If your Majesty will be graciously pleased to sign it here."
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