The Queer, the Quaint and the Quizzical: A Cabinet for the Curious — John Shaqi
The Queer, the Quaint and the Quizzical: A Cabinet for the CuriousStauffer, Frank H.
History
The Queer, the Quaint and the Quizzical: A Cabinet for the Curious
Stauffer, Frank H.
Literary curiosa
The Rev. Wm. Davy, a Devonshire curate, in the year 1795, begun a most
desperate undertaking, viz: that of himself printing twenty-six volumes
of sermons, which he actually did, working off page by page, for
fourteen copies, and continued the almost hopeless task for twelve
years, in the midst of poverty. Such wonderful perseverance almost
amounts to a ruling passion.
_Alliterative Whims._
Mrs. Crawford says she wrote one line in her song, "Kathleen
Mavourneen," for the express purpose of confounding the cockney warblers,
who sing it thus—
"The 'orn of the 'unter is 'eard on the 'ill."
Moore has laid the same trap in the _Woodpecker_—
"A 'eart that is 'umble might 'ope for it 'ere."
And the elephant confounds them the other way—
"A helephant heasily heats at his hease,
Hunder humbrageous humbrella trees."
_Alliterations carried to Absurd Excess._
In the early part of the seventeenth century the fashion of hunting
after alliterations was carried to an absurd excess. Even from the
pulpit the chosen people were addressed as "the _c_hickens of the
_c_hurch, the _s_parrows of the _s_pirit, and the _s_weet _s_wallows of
_s_alvation." "Ane New-Year Gift," or address, presented to Mary Queen
of Scots by the poet Alexander Scot, concludes with a stanza running
thus—
"Fresh, fulgent, flourist, fragrant flower formose,
Lantern to love, of ladies lamp and lot,
Cherry maist chaste, chief, carbuncle and chose, &c."
_Vacillating Newspapers._
The newspapers of Paris, under censorship of the press, in 1815,
announced in the following manner Bonaparte's departure from the Isle of
Elba, his march across France and his entrance into the French
Capital:—
"9th March.—The Cannibal has escaped from his den. 10th.—The Corsican
Ogre has just landed at Cape Juan. 11th.—The Tiger has arrived at Gap.
12th.—The Monster has passed the night at Grenoble. 13th.—The Tyrant
has crossed Lyons. 14th.—The Usurper is directing his course toward
Dijon, but the brave and loyal Burgundians have risen in a body and they
surround him on all sides. 18th.—Bonaparte is sixty leagues from the
Capital; he has had skill enough to escape from the hands of his
pursuers. 19th.—Bonaparte advances rapidly, but he will never enter
Paris. 20th.—To-morrow _Napoleon_ will be under our ramparts.
21st.—The _Emperor_ is at Fontainebleau. 22d.—His _Imperial_ and
_Royal Majesty_ last evening made his entrance into his Palace of the
Tuileries, amidst the _joyous_ acclamations of an _adoring_ and
_faithful people_."
_Dr. Johnson's Blunders._
Considering that Doctor Johnson was himself a severe verbal critic, it
might be expected that his own writings would be correct. But he wrote:
"Every monumental inscription should be in Latin; for that being a
_dead_ language it will always _live_." Another Johnsonian lapsus is
palpable in the lines—
"Nor yet perceived the vital spirit fled,
But still fought on, _nor knew that he was dead_."
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