The door was opened by a comely young woman, with ruddy cheeks and a bright kind eye that promised conversation. But "H'm," said I to myself, as she went to fetch my milk, "evidently not yours, my dear." "A nice drying day for your washing," I said, as I slowly sipped my milk, with a half-inclination of my head towards the clothes-line. "Very fine, indeed, sir," she returned, with something of a blush, and a shy deprecating look that seemed to beg me not to notice the peculiarly quaint antics which the wind, evidently a humourist, chose at that moment to execute with the female garments upon the line. However, I was for once cased in triple brass and inexorable. "And who," I ventured, smiling, "may be the owner of those fine things?" "Not those," I continued, pointing to an odd garment which the wind was wantonly puffing out in the quaintest way, "but that pretty petticoat and those silk stockings?" The poor girl had gone scarlet, scarlet as the petticoat which I was sure WAS hers, with probably a fellow at the moment keeping warm her buxom figure. "You are very bold, sir," she stammered through her blushes, but I could see that she was not ill-pleased that the finery should attract attention. "But won't you tell me?" I urged; "I have a reason for asking." And here I had better warn the reader that, as the result of a whim that presently seized me, I must be content to appear mad in his eyes for the next few pages, till I get an opportunity of explanation. "Well, what if they should be mine?" at length I persuaded her into saying. I made the obvious gallant reply, but, "All the same," I added, "you know they are not yours. They belong to some lady visitor, who, I'll be bound, isn't half so pretty; now, don't they?" "Well, they just don't then. They're mine, as I tell you." "H'm," I continued, a little nonplussed, "but do you really mean there is no lady staying with you?" "Certainly," she replied, evidently enjoying my bewilderment. "Well, then, some lady must have stayed here once," I retorted, with a sudden inspiration, "and left them behind--" "You might be a detective after stolen goods," she interrupted. "I tell you the things are mine; and what I should like to know does a gentleman want bothering himself about a lady's petticoat! No wonder you blush," for, in fact, as was easy to foresee, the situation was becoming a little ridiculous for me. "Now, look here," I said with an affectation of gravity, "if you'll tell me how you came by those things, I'll make it worth your while. They were given to you by a lady who stayed here not so long ago, now, weren't they?" "Well, then, they were." "The lady stayed here with a gentleman?" "Yes, she did." "H'm! I thought so," I said. "Yes! that lady, it pains me to say, was my wife!" This unblushing statement was not, I could see, without its effect upon the present owner of the petticoat. "But she said they were brother and sister," she replied.