"Well, that job's done," she observed, "an' the room ought to be
clane enough to sarve him another twelvemonth. I don't know what the
gentry wants wid all the clanin' at all. 'Tis meself wouldn't like
ould buckets o' suds rowled round the flure o' my little room at
home. They say washin' flures is the cause of a many coulds. How is
the work wid ye, ma'am?"
"I'm not progressin' much, ma'am. I was just tellin' Miss Sylvy that
it was her sittin' and laughin' at me was puttin' out my hand. Sit
down for a minute, ma'am, an' have a noggin o' buttermilk to cool
ye. There's time enough to be pullin' up the master's ould carpet
that hasn't been up in the memory o' man. He won't be home this hour
yet."
"Gentlemen doesn't like clanin' times, Miss Flanagan," Mrs. Murphy
observed, as she seated herself.
"Indeed, they're contrairy cratures, like all men. They like
claneness, but they don't like to be claned. See how they're always
moppin' themselves in could baths enough to give them their end, and
yet water about their rooms is somethin' they can't endure. When I
was at Lord Carrickmines's, the housekeeper put me, as it might be
you, ma'am, to pelt an ould bucket o' water round his lordship's
studio. He was a hasty man, an' he caught sight o' me enterin' the
door--oh, bedad! he took the ould blunderbuss an' promised me the
contints of it if I didn't quit."
"The master here's rale quiet, though. He won't be for murdherin'
you, glory be to goodness!"
"I daresay he'll raise a pillalew all the time," said Bridget
philosophically, "but 'tis no use mindin' him."
"Yez have great preparations anyway, an' people's comfort all out
o' the windy. I suppose 'tis a rale grand young gentleman yez are
gettin'?"
"Well enough, well enough," said Bridget loftily. "He's what ye call
a baronite."
"Rowlin' in gould, I suppose?"
"Well, then, ma'am, I was never curious enough to ax his fortin'."
Undeterred by this glaring snub, Mrs. Murphy went on placidly:
"He'll be a fine match for wan o' the young ladies."
"He might be," assented Bridget, as if she had thought of it for the
first time.
"Miss Sylvy now'll dazzle the eyes of him wid beauty. I wouldn't ask
a greater beauty meself if I wor a young gentleman."
"Oh, the beauty's there, never fear. You wouldn't find a sweeter
angel than Miss Sylvy sittin' up in church on Sunday, wid the
feathery hat she made herself, poor lamb. The little face of her,
and the big shiny eyes, an' the darlin' hair puffed out about her.
Och, indeed, you'd go a long way to bate Miss Sylvia in beauty."
"So the young gentleman'll think, I'll be bound."
"Indeed, then, I hope he won't be wastin' his time, for if he was
to come makin' love to Miss Sylvy, 'tis as like as not she'd make a
face at him."
"Well, then, it'll be Miss Pamela."
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