Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction
The preliminary preparations of the past few days had awakened
suspicion. For one thing, Mr. Grace had repainted his cab: the wheels
were a bright mustard and the body was a deep blue--the color which
is usually associated with Oxford. For years--too many to count--Cat's
Meat's harness had done service, tied together with bits of rope and
string where the leather had worn out. But to-day his harness was brand
new--of a vivid tan. Yesterday, and the day before, Cat's Meat and his
master had indulged in a rest--that alone gave material for conjecture.
Grace and her ex-policeman had conjectured. What was the old boy
planning? Was he contemplating marriage? “And at his time o' life!” they
said scornfully. At any rate, they were snoring now.
As he led Cat's Meat out, he growled in his ear, “Not a drop o' drink,
old hoss, till this here is h'ended. And then---.” He smacked his lips;
the lean tail flirted across the bony haunches in assent. Mr. Grace
rubbed the nose of his friend, “Go by h'every pub till h'it's h'ended,
old pal, and then----. Understand?”
He had harnessed up and was tying the last of the blue rosettes to Cat's
Meat's bridle, when he was startled by a window flung up. He glanced
round--the curl-papers he dreaded!
“Now, then, father, you just come up 'ere and tell me. You just----.”
“Be blowed if h'I will.”
The curl-papers vanished; feet were coming down the stairs. Scrambling
on to his box, he jerked at the reins and lumbered out into the cold
March dusk. A shrill voice calling! She was in the stable, coming down
the street after him. What had she on, or rather what hadn't she? “My
word,” he muttered, “wot a persistent hussy!” He cracked his whip. Cat's
Meat broke into a stiff-kneed gallop.
At a cabman's shelter near Trafalgar Square he halted for breakfast. The
glory of his appearance attracted attention. “'Ere comes Elijah in 'is
bloomin' chariot.”
“Wot-ho, old mustard-pot! 'Ot stuff!”
Mr. Grace conducted himself with gravity. “I'm h'off ter the races. Got
a friend o' mine rowin'.”
“Oh, you 'ave, 'ave yer? A reg'lar Sol Joel, that's wot you are.”
He left his friends with a flourish. It was almost as though his youth
had returned--almost as though he hadn't a red nose and a daughter who
tried to convert him. He felt young and smart this blowy morning. He
didn't want to see a reflection of himself; he wanted to pretend that he
was a brisk young cabby, when cab-driving was an art and not a creeping
means of livelihood. Flower-girls were at the corners, shaking daffodils
and violets in the faces of the passing crowd.
“By the Lord Harry----!”
He signed to her with his whip--he felt affluent. He bought two bunches,
and leant down from his box while she pinned one in his button-hole. The
other he hid beneath the seat in Cat's Meat's nose-bag.
“Good luck, me gal--and a 'andsome 'usband.”
“The sime ter you, old sport.”
She blew him a kiss. Ah, if he had been young! Not a bad lookin' gal!
Not 'arf!
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