Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction
Partly because of her strength and partly because of her righteousness,
she was allowed to carry the drum again and march in the front of the
procession. Peter was impressed. After that when he had been impatient
with God, he would seek forgiveness by declaring himself _cleansed_.
He always thought that, following such confessions, the whistling came
louder from the cupboard.
But it was Uncle Waffles who completed his information. At intervals he
would come over to Topbury with Aunt Jehane. So far as the ladies were
concerned, the talk was usually about their children. Aunt Jehane would
rarely fail to mourn the fact that hers were both girls.
“Boys are different,” she would say; “you can turn them out to sink or
swim. But girls! Sooner or later one has to get them married. It's like
my fortune to have two of them--the luck was with you from the first.”
Perhaps that was Jehane's way of reminding Nan that she had given her
husband only Peter. Waffles seemed to construe it in that light for,
when she had repeated her complaint more than twice, he would tuck Peter
under one arm and Glory under the other, and steal away to some hidden
place where he could ask him funny questions. If he heard a cock crowing
he would stop and inquire, “Why does the Doodle-do?”
The little boy almost always forgot the proper answer. Uncle Waffles
would have to tell him, “Because he does, Peter.”
Peter soon learnt that Uncle Waffles had secrets as well, for, when he
talked in the presence of his wife, he would hold his chin in his hand,
so as to be able to slip his fingers quickly over his mouth if he found
that unwise words were escaping. If he were too late in slipping up his
fingers, she would say quite sharply, “Ocky, don't be stupid. You're no
better than a child.”
It was because Uncle Waffles was no better than a child that Peter took
courage to ask him, “How does people have babies?”
His uncle regarded him seriously a moment. “You're very little to ask
such questions. It's a great secret. If I tell you, promise to keep it
to yourself.”
When he had promised, his uncle whispered. And Peter knew that it was
true, for he remembered that someone had been lazy and had had breakfast
in bed before the coming of both Riska and Philip. So he learnt the last
piece of witchcraft by which babies are induced to come into the world.
From then on, until it happened, he was continually coaxing his mother
not to get up to breakfast. One morning she took his advice; then he
knew for certain that Uncle Waffles was very wise, even though Aunt
Jehane did call him stupid.
For some time the whistling had been growing bolder: it would come out
of the cupboard as though the angel were running; it would wander all
over the house and meet him in the most unexpected places. When he was
playing in the garden it would drift down to him from the tree-tops,
“Coming, Peterkins. Coming.” It had grown quick like that, as though it,
too, were impatient of waiting.
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