The ragged edge: A tale of ward life & politicsMcIntyre, John T. (John Thomas)
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The ragged edge: A tale of ward life & politics
McIntyre, John T. (John Thomas)
Political fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I guess every geezer along the line has done the stunt at some stage
o’ the game. Why, I’ve been so tight on the hooks that I couldn’t tell
the difference between a coon blowin’ a cake walk an’ a gutter band
handin’ out the ‘Dead March in Saul’; an’ if Queen Anne cottages was
sellin’ for a quarter a bunch I couldn’t buy in a cellar window. I tell
youse what it is, Kerrigan, when a guy’s room rent’s six weeks on the
wrong side o’ the ledger an’ his meal ticket wont stan’ for another
hole in it, it’s time for him to start somethin’ doin’, an’ try an’ git
his eyes on a graft what’s got ‘In God we trust’ chalked on its back.
Ain’t that right?”
“A man entirely without money,” said Mason, “is certainly an object for
sympathy.”
Larry gestured his contempt.
“I’d like to deal in that,” said he. “If I could sell it at two bits a
crate I’d make money till youse couldn’t rest. The lobsters what runs
the beanery’s got sympathy to give away; but youse couldn’t coax a beef
stew out o’ the kitchen if ye had a smile like Maude Adams. And the
gent that runs the hock shop keeps it in stock too, but the same guy
wouldn’t lend youse a half a plunk on a pair o’ bags wit’ a hole in ’em
if ye was spittin’ blood.
“Sympathy,” continued the square-jawed young man, “is the cheapest
graft that ever looked over the hill; it’s got every other con game
skinned to death and a guy in a tight pull takes chances o’ breakin’
his neck over it every time he opens his mouth. But, say, on the level,
when a man’s single, an’ on’y got one end to watch he kin pipe up a
breeze if he ain’t dead leary on action; but when he’s got a full hand
o’ kids like me friend Chip Nolan, an’ has to keep leather on their
tootseys an’ their first teeth busy three times a day, he’s got to keep
his t’ink-tank stirrin’ to beat the band, or he’ll look like a last
year’s poster on a broken-down fence.”
He climbed up to his high seat and gathered up the reins.
“Don’t t’ink from this song an’ dance,” said he, “that I’ve ever stood
in line wit’ a yellow ticket an’ a tin can. But, say, as Chip Nolan ’ed
say: ‘Yer on the turf, mate, but youse ain’t under it yet.’ See? Git
’ep, Pete!”
Chapter II
“_Ding, dong, ding-el, ding-el, dong,
Listen to the echo in the dell,
Hurry, little children, Sunday morn,
There goes the old Church bell._”
HARRIGAN.
IT was Sunday morning. The iron heart of the bell that hung in the
tower of St. Michael’s beat against its brazen ribs, and the clangour
went rioting over the housetops. Streams of people, dressed in their
Sunday best, picked their way across the railroad toward the sound;
heavy faces peered through bedroom windows and sleep-dry lips murmured
curses at the noise; a shifting engine panted heavily as it dragged a
milk train over the rails, and spat cinders into the face of day.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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