The Raid of Dover: A Romance of the Reign of Woman, A.D. 1940Ford, Douglas Morey
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The Raid of Dover: A Romance of the Reign of Woman, A.D. 1940
Ford, Douglas Morey
Imaginary wars and battles -- Fiction; Socialism -- Fiction; Women -- Suffrage -- Great Britain -- Fiction
The judge fingered the stem of his wine glass and gazed thoughtfully
at the table-cloth. Major Wardlaw turned his gaze on him as if
suddenly recalled from the regions of mental speculation. Linton, also
self-absorbed as yet, began to listen and to wonder.
"You have strong views about women. You don't exactly love the sex,"
said the Judge.
"How can a man love 'em when he sees the mischief they've done by
their ambitions and pertinacity?" demanded the General.
"My dear fellow, you are too sweeping. They're not all alike. There are
plenty of good women left in the world."
"Show me where they are, then! I don't say they all set out to break
the Ten Commandments. But it's their love of power, their restless
ambitions, their confounded unreasonableness, that have played the
deuce with us. They want to rule the world, sir, and they weren't meant
for it, and it's not good for them, and they know it!"
They all laughed at the General's vehemence, and extending a wrinkled
forefinger, he went on, with unabated powers of declamation:
"Men ought to have nipped it in the bud, that's what they ought to have
done. Instead of which we gave place to their insidious aggressions.
We gave 'em an inch and they took an ell. We gave 'em the whip hand,
and they weren't content with it in little things. By heaven, they're
chastising us with scorpions. And there'll be the devil to pay before
we can put 'em back in their proper place. But, mark you, it'll have to
be done, if we want to call our souls our own, it'll have to be done.
Why! my blood boils when I think of the misery shrewish, self-willed
women have inflicted on some of the best fellows in the world. I know
cases. I've seen it done among my old friends. I knew a man, he was a
retired Colonel with a splendid record. What do you think? His scold
of a wife used to send him out to buy cream for the apple-tart. It's
not always the wife. Sometimes it's the mother-in-law. Sometimes it's
a sister. Now and then it's a daughter. I know an old school-fellow,
a parson; the poor beggar has three plain sisters quartered on him;
great, gaunt women who talk about 'dear Robert,' and badger dear
Robert out of his life. His only happy moment is when they're all gone
to bed. He'd like to marry; but he's too soft-hearted to send 'em about
their business. I tell you the man's afraid. I know another fellow, too
... but there--what's the good of talking!"
Major Wardlaw was raising from his seat.
"Excuse me for two minutes, General!"
"Yes, yes, to be sure," assented his host, and when the Major had
closed the door behind him, he dropped his voice and leaned across the
table.
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