"In what? Why, in Seaweed, of course. Just my luck. Fishy transactions never do pay, though they always promise to. But," he added, rousing himself, dismal still, "you must both come down soon and have a cup of sea or something--it's my birthday, and there's going to be jinks below." "Birthday! How delightful!" said Dulcie. "Why, how old can you possibly be?" asked Cyril, "if it's not impolite to ask." "Quite right. Let me see," said the Fish-King thoughtfully. "Ah, now I remember. I'm just several millions of years--it takes a little time to fix the number exactly--and eleven days." "That _is_ old, Sire," murmured Dulcie as she regained her breath, which had been taken away at the idea of so many birthdays. "Old? Nonsense, my lady." "How can it be 'and eleven days' if it's your birthday, your Worship?" asked Cyril, thinking he'd go one better than Sire. "Because, my Philosopher, I prefer the new-fangled Calendar which puts one on eleven days; in that way, when I'm told I don't look my age, I know it's true, and not flattery. See?" The children were not quite satisfied with the explanation. Nevertheless, they were pleased to find it the most natural thing in the world to be getting chummy with a Fish-King. "Now, do come below waves and have a cup of sea or something," he repeated, looking appealingly first at one and then at the other. "Thank you very much," replied his little guests. "But," said the cautious Dulcie, "sha'n't we be drownded?" "You both have your catseyes on, I presume?" And his Majesty stared anxiously in their faces. "Yes, I see you have. Very well, then. Sit steady! Halloa there," shouting downwards. "Lift, please!" Then muttering, "It's high time we went," he smiled. His smile was so unutterably comic that it was to a merry burst of childish laughter that all the rocks descended as quickly as the tide rose above them, and the trio, smiling still, found themselves gently deposited at the bottom of the Ocean. "Wonderful thing water pressure!" remarked the Fish-King. Then, helping them off the rocks, he added with a gracious wave of the hand, "Welcome to my Domain!" And the Twins bowed so prettily that he appeared much gratified. "Ah!" he said, taking them by the hand and stopping still, "I see Fido. Fido, Fido!" At his call a fine dog-fish came forward at a fast swim; and its head was patted graciously, whilst its tail wagged with contentment. "Now," resumed his Majesty, "we'll go to the Revels;" and they proceeded at a smart walk as buoyantly through the clear water as through air.