Nothing more happened for some time. The weather was warm and sunny,
and the umbrella stood unused in the corner of the kitchen.
But one day the farmer’s wife decided to go and see her daughter, who
was married and lived in a village a few miles away. It was a very hot
day and she thought it would be a good plan to take the umbrella with
her to shade her from the sun.
After dinner she and her daughter went for a walk upon a neighbouring
common, and when they had gone a little way they sat down for a rest
on a warm dry bit of grass by the side of the road that ran across the
heath, for they were hot and rather tired.
“What a lot of motor-cars there are on this road, to be sure,” said
the farmer’s wife, who held the open umbrella over her head. “One,
two, three, four, five.... I wish I was in one of them.” No sooner
had she uttered these words than she found herself plumped right into
the middle of the nearest car, in which were sitting an old lady and
gentleman and a fat spaniel, all fast asleep.
You can imagine what a scene there was. The dog barked, the old lady
and gentleman were furious.
“Stop, stop,” they cried to the chauffeur, who was driving on quite
calmly and taking no notice at all of the noise going on behind him.
As for the farmer’s wife, she was so astonished that she could not say
anything at all.
“What next?” stormed the old gentleman, foaming with rage. “What
next, I should like to know? How dare you get into our car? How dare
you, madam? What are we coming to? A pretty state of affairs when
a man can’t go for a ride in his own car without being molested by
impertinent strangers! Scandalous, scandalous! I shall report it to the
police.”
The farmer’s wife had by this time managed to get out of the car, but
she was so bewildered that she was still unable to speak, and long
after the angry gentleman had driven off with his wife and his dog, she
stood silent and motionless in the middle of the road with the umbrella
in her hand, wide open, and with her mouth wide open too. Her daughter,
who came hurrying up, was also very much astonished.
“What on earth made you do that, mother?” she said. “I couldn’t believe
my own eyes.”
But her mother could only shake her head. She couldn’t make it out at
all. Never, never had such an extraordinary thing befallen her.
“I am afraid I can’t be very well,” she said at last. “I think I’ll
go and see the doctor to-morrow.” So the next day she went to see the
doctor. It was rather showery and she took the umbrella again, for she
had never thought of connecting it with the strange things which had
occurred. The doctor felt her pulse and looked at her tongue.
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