This wasn’t particularly helpful, but it gave them some hope, and they
immediately set about the task of making the princess weep. Of course
it was a rather difficult matter, because naturally they didn’t want
her to be really miserable, and they hardly knew how to begin. Finally
they offered a reward of five hundred crowns to anybody who should
succeed in making their daughter cry without doing her any harm.
Wise men came from all over the kingdom to see what they could do, and
many things were tried, but all to no purpose.
One of them suggested that she should be shut up in a room by herself
and fed on bread and water for a whole week. The queen thought this
very cruel, but the king persuaded her to try it. She insisted,
however, that at any rate it should be bread and _milk_. But every time
they came to bring the princess her basin of bread and milk they found
her laughing, and at the end of the week she was still as cheerful as
ever.
“Look,” she said, “my feet have grown so thin that I can’t keep my
slippers on.” And she kicked her foot into the air and sent her slipper
flying across the room, and laughed to see the scandalised face of the
butler.
But her mother burst into tears. “My poor starved lamb,” she said,
“they shall not treat you so any longer.” And she rushed into the
kitchen and ordered soup and chicken and pink jelly to be sent up to
the princess for her next meal.
Another wise man came who said that for six months he had been
practising pulling the most awful faces and making the most terrible
noises imaginable, in order to be able to cure the princess. Children,
he said, were so frightened by him that they had to be carried
shrieking and howling from the room, and even grown-up people were
so terrified that they wept aloud. He requested that he might be left
alone with the princess; but the queen waited outside the door and
listened.
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She trembled with anxiety as she stood there, for the noises the wise
man made were so bloodcurdling that she could hardly bear to hear them
herself, and it seemed dreadful that her child should be left alone to
endure such a trial. But in a few minutes she heard peals of laughter
coming from inside the room, and presently the wise man opened the
door. He was quite done up, and blue in the face, with the efforts he
had been making. “It’s no use,” he said rather crossly. “No use at
all,” and went away looking much annoyed.
The princess came running out to her mother.
“Oh, he _was_ a funny man,” she said. “Can’t he come and do it again?”
Another wise man suggested that all her favourite toys should be broken
up. But when he went into the nursery and began smashing her beautiful
dolls and playthings, the princess clapped her hands and jumped about
and laughed more heartily than ever.
“What fun, what fun,” she said, and she too began throwing the things
about. So that plan had to be given up also.
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