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So I went down into my trunks, and disinterred four dress suits and three
Tuxedos, together with all the appurtenances thereto. Oh, Rankin was
certainly a wonder! There was a gay-colored smoking-jacket and cap that
one of the boys took a fancy to and insisted on wearing, but I drew the
line at that. We nearly had a fight over it, right there.
When we were dressed--and I had to valet the whole lot of them, except
Frosty, who seemed wise to polite apparel--we were certainly a bunch of
winners. Modesty forbids explaining just how _I_ appear in a dress suit.
I will only say that my tailor knew his business--but the others were
fearful and wonderful to look upon. To begin with, not all of them stand
six-feet-one in their stocking-feet, or tip the scales at a hundred and
eighty odd; likewise their shoulders lacked the breadth that goes with the
other measurements. Hence my tailor would doubtless have wept at the
sight; shoulders drooping spiritlessly, and sleeves turned up, and
trousers likewise. Frosty Miller, though, was like a man with his mask
off; he stood there looking the gentleman born, and I couldn't help
staring at him.
"You've been broken to society harness, old man, and are bridle-wise,"
I said, slapping him on the shoulder. He whirled on me savagely, and his
face was paler than I'd ever seen it.
"And if I have--what the hell is it to you?" he asked unpleasantly, and
I stammered out some kind of apology. Far be it from me to pry into a man's
past.
I straightened Sandy Johnson's tie, turned up his sleeves another inch,
and we started out. And I will say we were a quaint-looking outfit.
Perhaps my meaning will be clearer when I say that every one of us wore
the soft, white "Stetson" of the range-land, and a silk handkerchief
knotted loosely around the throat, and spurs and riding-gloves. I've often
wondered if the range has ever seen just that wedding of the East and the
West before in man's apparel.
We'd scarcely got started when the wind caught Frosty's coat-tails and
slapped them down along the flanks of his horse--an incident that the
horse met with stern disapproval. He went straight up into the air, and
then bucked as long as his wind held out, the while Frosty's quirt kept
time with the tails of his coat.
When the two had calmed down a bit, the other boys profited by Frosty's
experience, and tucked the coat-tails snugly under them--and those who
wore the Tuxedos congratulated themselves on their foresight. We were a
merry party, and we were willing to publish the fact.
When we had overtaken the others we were still merrier, for the
spectacular contingent plumed themselves like peacocks on their
fearsomeness, and guyed us conventionally garbed fellows unmercifully.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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