The Real Shelley. New Views of the Poet's Life. Vol. 1 (of 2)Jeaffreson, John Cordy
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The Real Shelley. New Views of the Poet's Life. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Jeaffreson, John Cordy
Poets, English -- 19th century -- Biography; Shelley, Percy Bysshe, 1792-1822
If the 'dons' were civil to Shelley, it must be admitted that he was less
than civil to them. One would like to be able to say otherwise; but the
evidence is conclusive that the undergraduate was uncivil to the 'dons' of
his college, and to 'dons' not of his college, both in his bearing towards
them, and his speech of them.
On the very first evening of their acquaintance, Shelley withdrew from
Hogg's rooms at 6.45 p.m., immediately 'after wine,' in order to attend a
lecture on mineralogy,--leaving his entertainer with a promise to return
to tea. An hour later he reappeared, chilly and disappointed. The evening
was raw and cold, and the lecture had 'bored' him. He would never listen
to another lecture by the dull lecturer.
Coming close up to Hogg, and speaking in a shrill whisper, the young
gentleman said with an arch look,--
'I went away, indeed, before the lecture was finished. I stole away
for it was so stupid, and I was so cold, that my teeth chattered. The
Professor saw me, and appeared to be displeased. I thought I could
have got out without being observed; but I struck my knee against a
bench, and made a noise, and he looked at me. I am determined that he
shall never see me again.'
'What did the man talk about?' Hogg asked.
'About stones! about stones!' answered the freshman (just then
affecting to be an enthusiastic student of natural science). 'About
stones!--stones, stones, stones!--nothing but stones!--and so drily.
It was wonderfully tiresome--and stones are not interesting in
themselves!'
Discreditable to the youngster's intelligence and scientific knowledge,
the story is highly discreditable to his breeding. Instead of being
'uninteresting things in themselves,' stones are things of extreme
interest. If the lecture was dull, he was bound by academic etiquette and
common social courtesy, to remain to the end of it. As the lecture was
poorly attended, he was especially bound by politeness to hear it out to
the last word. Leaving the lecture as he did, blundering out of the room
with noise so as to attract the lecturer's attention, he was guilty of an
extravagance of incivility and rudeness to one of the Professors[5] of his
University. The freshman, who in the first week or ten days of his
'residence in college,' could behave in this way to the lecturer, who had
bored him, was a freshman who on the slightest provocation would be 'an
Atheist' at Oxford, in the same sense in which he had been an Atheist at
Eton.
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