During all this speech the Rector's countenance had been falling, falling.
If he was helpless before, the utter woe of his expression now was a
spectacle to behold. The danger of being married by proxy was appalling
certainly, yet was not entirely without alleviations; but Miss Wodehouse!
who ever thought of Miss Wodehouse? To see the last remains of colour
fade out of his cheek, and his very lip fall with disappointment, was
deeply edifying to his lively old mother. She perceived it all, but made
no sign.
"And the other is a pretty creature--certainly pretty: shouldn't you say
she was pretty, Morley?" said his heartless mother.
Mr Proctor hesitated, hemmed--felt himself growing red--tried to intimate
his sentiments by a nod of assent; but that would not do, for the old
lady had presented her ear to him, and was blind to all his gestures.
"I don't know much about it, mother," he made answer at last.
"_Much_ about it! it's to be hoped not. I never supposed you did; but
you don't mean to say you don't think her pretty?" said Mrs Proctor--"but,
I don't doubt in the least, a sad flirt. Her sister is a very superior
person, my dear."
The Rector's face lengthened at every word--a vision of these two Miss
Wodehouses rose upon him every moment clearer and more distinct as his
mother spoke. Considering how ignorant he was of all such female
paraphernalia, it is extraordinary how correct his recollection was of
all the details of their habitual dress and appearance. With a certain
dreadful consciousness of the justice of what his mother said, he saw in
imagination the mild elder sister in her comely old-maidenhood. Nobody
could doubt her good qualities, and could it be questioned that for a
man of fifty, if he was to do anything so foolish, a woman not quite
forty was a thousand times more eligible than a creature in blue ribbons?
Still the unfortunate Rector did not seem to see it: his face grew
longer and longer--he made no answer whatever to his mother's address;
while she, with a spice of natural female malice against the common
enemy triumphing for the moment over the mother's admiration of her son,
sat wickedly enjoying his distress, and aggravating it. His dismay and
perplexity amused this wicked old woman beyond measure.
"I have no doubt that younger girl takes a pleasure in deluding her
admirers," said Mrs Proctor; "she's a wicked little flirt, and likes
nothing better than to see her power. I know very well how such people
do; but, my dear," continued this false old lady, scarcely able to
restrain her laughter, "if I were you, I would be very civil to Miss
Wodehouse. You may depend upon it, Morley, that's a very superior
person. She is not very young, to be sure, but you are not very young
yourself. She would make a nice wife--not too foolish, you know, nor
fanciful. Ah! I like Miss Wodehouse, my dear."
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