United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
It was the very poetry of soldiering, and Harry began to forget
the miseries of life in a Camp of Instruction, and to believe that
there was much to be enjoyed, even in the life of an enlisted man.
“This here air or the apple-jack seems to have a wonderfully improving
effect on Jake Alspaugh's chronic rheumatics,” sneered Abe Bolton.
It was a sunny afternoon. Bolton and Kent Edwards were just ouside
of the camp lines, in the shade of a grand old black walnut, and
had re-seated themselves to finsih devouring a bucketful of lush
persimmons, after having reluctantly risen from that delightful
occupation to salute Lieutenant Alspaugh, as he passed outward in
imposing blue and gold stalwarthood.
“I've been remarking that myself,” said Kent, taking out a handful
of the shining fruit, and deliberately picking the stems and dead
leaves from the sticky sides, preparatory to swallowing it. “He
hasn't had an attack since we thought those negroes and teams on
the hills beyond Cynthiana was John Morgan's Rebel cavalry.”
“Yes,” continued Abe, helping himself also the mellow date-plums,
“his legs are so sound now that he is able to go to every frolic
in the country for miles around, and dance all night. He's going
to the Quartermaster's now, to get a horse to ride to a dance and
candy-pulling at that double log-house four miles down the Harrodsburg
Pike. I heard him talking to some other fellows about it when I
went up with the squad to bring the rations down to the company.”
“Seems to em, come to think of it, that I HAVE heard of some
rheumatic symptoms recently. Remember that a couple of weeks ago
Pete Sanford got a bullet through his blouse, that scraped his
ribs, don't you?”
“Yes,” said Abe, spitting the seeds out from a mouthful of honeyed
pulp.
“Well, the boys say that Jake went to a candy-pulling frolic down
in the Cranston settlement, and got into a killing flirtation with
the prettiest girl there. She was taken with his brass buttons,
and his circus-horse style generally, but she had another fellow
that it didn't suit so well. He showed his disapproval in a way
that seems to be the fashion down here; that is, he 'laid for'
Jake behind a big rock with a six-foot deer rifle, but mistook Pete
Sanford for him.”
“The dunderhead's as poor a judge of men as he's marksman. He's
a disgrace to Kentucky.”
“At all events it served as a hint, which Alspaugh did not
fail to take. Since that time there has been two or three dances
at Cranston's, but every time Jake has had such twinges of his
rheumatism that he did not think it best to 'expose himself to the
night air,' and go with the boys.”
“O!---ouw!---wh-i-s-s-s-sh!” sputtered Abe, spitting the contents
of his mouth out explosively, while his face was contorted as if
every nerve and muscle was being twisted violently.
“Why, what is the matter, Abe?” asked Kent, in real alarm. “Have
you swallowed a centipede or has the cramp-colic griped you?”
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