"See here, my sucking Blackstone," struck in Clytie, answering for her
sister. "You remind one of the old chestnut about the judge who was
nicknamed Necessity, because he knew no law. You haven't even begun to
know any. Delia's of full age, and therefore no one could sue but her.
The old man's counted out."
"You seemed to know more than enough that time you were under
cross-examination," jeered the exasperated Bob.
"Yes, I didn't do badly," acquiesced Clytie, her serenity quite
unruffled. "But you know, Bob, you're an awful juggins--yes, an out and
out juggins."
"I suppose so. May I ask why?"
"Certainly. Here you are putting Delia up to a scheme which is like
being content with one silver spoon when you could collar the whole
swag." (The speaker was in course of typing a detective story.) "Now--
d'you see?"
"Hanged if I do," snorted Bob. "There's nothing in it either. These
Wagrams are rolling in coin, but you mustn't pitch your claim too high.
There's such a thing as `excessive' damages, appeal, and so forth.
How's that, old female Solomon? You see I do know a little about things
after all."
"Not anything--not anything," came the reply, sweetly smiling. "Who's
talking about damages? That's not the plum at all."
"What is, then?"
"Capture the man. See? It's quite simple. Capture the man. Yes?
Does that make your chin rap the toes of your boots?"
For Bob was standing open-mouthed. The cool audacity of the scheme had
struck him dazed, breathless.
"Fudge!" he snorted. "It can't be done."
"Why not?"
"Why not? Because these Wagrams are tip-top swells--regular high
flyers. I don't mean only that they've got pots of money, and just
about everything else. But, hang it all, look at them, look at us! No
fear. That cock won't fight, I tell you--no, not for half-an-hour."
"Not, eh? Bob, as I said before, you're a juggins; a juggins of the
first water," retorted Clytie, sweetly. "A man is always--a man. No
matter how tip-top, and so forth, he may be, there's no getting away
from that."
"Bosh! You've been reading too many of these high-falutin' novels they
give you to type. That sort of thing doesn't happen in real life, I
tell you."
"Your knowledge and experience of real life being exhaustive," was the
unruffled reply. "Let me tell you that sort of thing does happen in
real life, happens every day. It only wants working."
"Does it? I say, Clytie, why don't you take on the job yourself, as
Delia doesn't seem over sweet on it?" said Bob, with a guffaw. "That
heavenly expression of yours ought to carry all before it. It only
wants working. Ha--ha!"
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