Meanwhile the day was breaking, and the King and Queen and all the
courtiers began to wake up and rub their eyes, and think it was time to
finish the preparations for the wedding. And the Queen asked for her
neck-handkerchief, that she might look smart. Then there was a
scurrying hither and thither, and a hunting everywhere: they looked
into every place, from the wardrobes to the stoves, and the Queen
herself ran about from the garret to the cellar, but the handkerchief
was nowhere to be found.
By this time the King had missed his dagger, and the search began all
over again. They opened boxes and chests of which the keys had been
lost for a hundred years, and found numbers of curious things, but not
the dagger, and the King tore his beard, and the Queen tore her hair,
for the handkerchief and the dagger were the most valuable things in
the kingdom.
When the King saw that the search was hopeless he said:
‘Never mind, let us make haste and get the wedding over before anything
else is lost.’ And then he asked where the Princess was. Upon this her
nurse came forward and said:
‘Sire, I have been seeking her these two hours, but she is nowhere to
be found.’ This was more than the Queen could bear. She gave a shriek
of alarm and fainted away, and they had to pour two barrels of
eau-de-cologne over her before she recovered. When she came to herself
everybody was looking for the Princess in the greatest terror and
confusion, but as she did not appear, the King said to his page:
‘Go and find the Ambassador Fanfaronade, who is doubtless asleep in
some corner, and tell him the sad news.’
So the page hunted hither and thither, but Fanfaronade was no more to
be found than the Princess, the dagger, or the neck-handkerchief!
Then the King summoned his counsellors and his guards, and, accompanied
by the Queen, went into his great hall. As he had not had time to
prepare his speech beforehand, the King ordered that silence should be
kept for three hours, and at the end of that time he spoke as follows:
‘Listen, great and small! My dear daughter Mayblossom is lost: whether
she has been stolen away or has simply disappeared I cannot tell. The
Queen’s neck-handkerchief and my sword, which are worth their weight in
gold, are also missing, and, what is worst of all, the Ambassador
Fanfaronade is nowhere to be found. I greatly fear that the King, his
master, when he receives no tidings from him, will come to seek him
among us, and will accuse us of having made mince-meat of him. Perhaps
I could bear even that if I had any money, but I assure you that the
expenses of the wedding have completely ruined me. Advise me, then, my
dear subjects, what had I better do to recover my daughter,
Fanfaronade, and the other things.’
This was the most eloquent speech the King had been known to make, and
when everybody had done admiring it the Prime Minister made answer:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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