The Red House MysteryMilne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
General
The Red House Mystery
Milne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
“‘I might pretend to be a manager, come down to see her—but I suppose
she knows them all. What about an interviewer?’
“‘It’s going to be difficult,’ I said thoughtfully. ‘You’ve got rather
a characteristic face, you know. And your beard—’
“‘I’d shave it off,’ he snapped.
“‘My dear Mark!’
“He looked away, and mumbled, ‘I’ve been thinking of taking it off,
anyhow. And besides, if I’m going to do the thing, I’m going to do it
properly.’
“‘Yes, you always were an artist,’ I said, looking at him admiringly.
“He purred. To be called an artist was what he longed for most. Now I
knew that I had him.
“‘All the same,’ I went on, ‘even without your beard and moustache you
might be recognizable. Unless, of course—’ I broke off.
“‘Unless what?’
“‘You pretend to be Robert.’ I began to laugh to myself again. ‘By
Jove!’ I said, ‘that’s not a bad idea. Pretend to be Robert, the
wastrel brother, and make yourself objectionable to Miss Norris. Borrow
money from her, and that sort of thing.’
“He looked at me, with his bright little eyes, nodding eagerly.
“‘Robert,’ he said. ‘Yes. How shall we work it?’
“There was really a Robert, Mr. Gillingham, as I have no doubt you and
the Inspector both discovered. And he was a wastrel and he went to
Australia. But he never came to the Red House on Tuesday afternoon. He
couldn’t have, because he died (unlamented) three years ago. But there
was nobody who knew this, save Mark and myself, for Mark was the only
one of the family left, his sister having died last year. Though I
doubt, anyhow, if she knew whether Robert was alive or dead. He was not
talked about.
“For the next two days Mark and I worked out our plans. You understand
by now that our aims were not identical. Mark’s endeavour was that his
deception should last for, say, a couple of hours; mine that it should
go to the grave with him. He had only to deceive Miss Norris and the
other guests; I had to deceive the world. When he was dressed up as
Robert, I was going to kill him. Robert would then be dead, Mark (of
course) missing. What could anybody think but that Mark had killed
Robert? But you see how important it was for Mark to enter fully into
his latest (and last) impersonation. Half-measures would be fatal.
“You will say that it was impossible to do the thing thoroughly enough.
I answer again that you never knew Mark. He was being what he wished
most to be—an artist. No Othello ever blacked himself all over with
such enthusiasm as did Mark. His beard was going anyhow—possible a
chance remark of Miss Norbury’s helped here. She did not like beards.
But it was important for me that the dead man’s hands should not be the
hands of a manicured gentleman. Five minutes playing upon the vanity of
the artist settled his hands. He let the nails grow and then cut them
raggedly. ‘Miss Norris would notice your hands at once,’ I had said.
‘Besides, as an artist—’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account