The Red House MysteryMilne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
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The Red House Mystery
Milne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
Detective and mystery stories; England -- Fiction
“So with his underclothes. It was hardly necessary to warn him that his
pants might show above the edge of his socks; as an artist he had
already decided upon Robertian pants. I bought them, and other things,
in London for him. Even if I had not cut out all trace of the maker’s
name, he would instinctively have done it. As an Australian and an
artist, he could not have an East London address on his underclothes.
Yes, we were doing the thing thoroughly, both of us; he as an artist, I
as a—well, you may say murderer, if you like. I shall not mind now.
“Our plans were settled. I went to London on the Monday and wrote him a
letter from Robert. (The artistic touch again.) I also bought a
revolver. On the Tuesday morning he announced the arrival of Robert at
the breakfast-table. Robert was now alive—we had six witnesses to prove
it; six witnesses who knew that he was coming that afternoon. Our
private plan was that Robert should present himself at three o’clock,
in readiness for the return of the golfing-party shortly afterwards.
The maid would go to look for Mark, and having failed to find him, come
back to the office to find me entertaining Robert in Mark’s absence. I
would explain that Mark must have gone out somewhere, and would myself
introduce the wastrel brother to the tea-table. Mark’s absence would
not excite any comment, for it would be generally felt—indeed Robert
would suggest it—that he had been afraid of meeting his brother. Then
Robert would make himself amusingly offensive to the guests,
particularly, of course, Miss Norris, until he thought that the joke
had gone far enough.
“That was our private plan. Perhaps I should say that it was Mark’s
private plan. My own was different.
“The announcement at breakfast went well. After the golfing-party had
gone off, we had the morning in which to complete our arrangements.
What I was chiefly concerned about was to establish as completely as
possible the identity of Robert. For this reason I suggested to Mark
that, when dressed, he should go out by the secret passage to the
bowling-green, and come back by the drive, taking care to enter into
conversation with the lodge-keeper. In this way I would have two more
witnesses of Robert’s arrival—first the lodge-keeper, and secondly one
of the gardeners whom I would have working on the front lawn. Mark, of
course, was willing enough. He could practise his Australian accent on
the lodge-keeper. It was really amusing to see how readily he fell into
every suggestion which I made. Never was a killing more carefully
planned by its victim.
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