“Yes, it hides itself very nicely,” said Antony. “Where do you keep the bowls?” “In a sort of summer house place. Round here.” They walked along the edge of the green until they came to it—a low wooden bunk which had been built into one wall of the ditch. “H’m. Jolly view.” Bill laughed. “Nobody sits there. It’s just for keeping things out of the rain.” They finished their circuit of the green—“Just in case anybody’s in the ditch,” said Antony—and then sat down on the bench. “Now then,” said Bill, “We are alone. Fire ahead.” Antony smoked thoughtfully for a little. Then he took his pipe out of his mouth and turned to his friend. “Are you prepared to be the complete Watson?” he asked. “Watson?” “Do-you-follow-me-Watson; that one. Are you prepared to have quite obvious things explained to you, to ask futile questions, to give me chances of scoring off you, to make brilliant discoveries of your own two or three days after I have made them myself—all that kind of thing? Because it all helps.” “My dear Tony,” said Bill delightedly, “need you ask?” Antony said nothing, and Bill went on happily to himself, “I perceive from the strawberry-mark on your shirt-front that you had strawberries for dessert. Holmes, you astonish me. Tut, tut, you know my methods. Where is the tobacco? The tobacco is in the Persian slipper. Can I leave my practice for a week? I can.” Antony smiled and went on smoking. After waiting hopefully for a minute or two, Bill said in a firm voice: “Well then, Holmes, I feel bound to ask you if you have deduced anything. Also whom do you suspect?” Antony began to talk. “Do you remember,” he said, “one of Holmes’s little scores over Watson about the number of steps up to the Baker Street lodging? Poor old Watson had been up and down them a thousand times, but he had never thought of counting them, whereas Holmes had counted them as a matter of course, and knew that there were seventeen. And that was supposed to be the difference between observation and non-observation. Watson was crushed again, and Holmes appeared to him more amazing than ever. Now, it always seemed to me that in that matter Holmes was the ass, and Watson the sensible person. What on earth is the point of keeping in your head an unnecessary fact like that? If you really want to know at any time the number of steps to your lodging, you can ring up your landlady and ask her. I’ve been up and down the steps of the club a thousand times, but if you asked me to tell you at this moment how many steps there are I couldn’t do it. Could you?” “I certainly couldn’t,” said Bill. “But if you really wanted to know,” said Antony casually, with a sudden change of voice, “I could find out for you without even bothering to ring up the hall-porter.” Bill was puzzled as to why they were talking about the club steps, but he felt it his duty to say that he did want to know how many they were. “Right,” said Antony. “I’ll find out.” He closed his eyes.