The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
Well, I’ll tell you what _my_ duties as a wife were: spending more
than my husband could get decently; making him overwork to pay
my extravagances; keeping him until four in the morning at silly
affairs, knowing he must work while I slept it off; flirting with
every idle attractive man I met, letting him think I was a fragile
flower plucked by a hand of a savage who could not appreciate my fairy
fragrance! Those—and neglecting my one child until she grew up to be
an encyclopædia of all a woman should _not_ be—those were _my_ wifely
duties!
FANNY
Mother! You are shocking everybody!
MAGNUS
Not me, Loo!
MRS. FELIX
If I had brought you up properly instead of leaving you to snobbish
servants and fashionable incubators, you might be some man’s blessing
instead of curse! Plain words, Fanny! May they start you thinking and
keep you from ruining the mind and killing the body of some good man
like your father, who died a bankrupt, and—though our fashionable
physician friends made it look otherwise—a suicide! (_To the
others_)—All of you knew this?
MAGNUS
Yes—
[_Vanillity bows his head._
JUDGE CRITTY (_clearing his throat_)
Why—
FANNY (_tears in her voice_)
Mother, you are brutal! Brutal! Brutal!
MRS. FELIX
No. _You_ are _going_ to be.
FANNY
I believe you hate me.
MRS. FELIX
I hate myself when I see what I was yesterday in you today. I hate
myself for letting that yesterday live in you instead of killing it
when you were a child. I only saw myself as I was just before your
father decided to finish things. Knowing he would lose me anyhow, he
told me how fatal his love for me had been. “A beautiful poisonous
orchid,” he called me—(_breaks down_) Fanny, Fanny, Fanny!
FANNY (_coldly_)
Mother, don’t make a scene!
MRS. FELIX (_drying her eyes_)
Useless—useless—
MAGNUS (_rising_)
It was all my fault. I should never have made the offer—
MRS. FELIX
It was the first _real_ thing you ever did.
MAGNUS
I mean the first offer—the _selfish_ one—the _burying_ one—
MRS. FELIX
Cancel it!
MAGNUS
It is cancelled!
FANNY (_almost murderously_)
Mother, when we get home, I will pack and go to Aunt Clara’s. In the
future please don’t concern yourself about me any more than about any
other young woman of your acquaintance.—Shall we go?
MRS. FELIX
But the boy in there—
FANNY
No need to disturb him. He is busy, and no doubt happy—I will break the
bad news in a letter.
MRS. FELIX
You break the engagement?
FANNY
Oh, no, indeed! He’ll soon find some other steel manufacturer or
somebody of the sort to offer him just as much.
MAGNUS (_quieting Mrs. Felix’s frantic interrogation_)
I see—the bad news is breaking my word?
[_Fanny nods._
MAGNUS
You told him, and he accepted?
FANNY
I talked to him for an hour over the telephone this morning—
MRS. FELIX
He accepted—so easily—
FANNY
Easily!—I told him he must either accept or lose me—and rang off. Two
minutes later he was frantically accepting—
MAGNUS
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