The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
Creatures of law and respectability always are. Aristocracy is
lower-class people getting intelligence. Middle-class people only get
money. There are hardly any American aristocrats—and those few live
abroad—
AGNUS
Nonsense! You wouldn’t call Miss Felix middle-class.
THE DEVIL
Miss Felix?
AGNUS
The young lady—
THE DEVIL
A person who’d burn up your genius in the fire that boils the pot?
Worse than middle-class—worthless—
AGNUS (_violently_)
Sir—
THE DEVIL
How can I get rid of her? For your own sake: how can I get rid of her?
[_Agnus clenches his fists._
THE DEVIL
I must play Davy Garrick again—do something to disgust her—
AGNUS (_violently ironical_)
Just treat her as you did a moment ago.
THE DEVIL
Trouble is: she left this room loving me—twenty times better than she
ever loved you. How can I help you—help humanity—with a drab like that
at my heels—?
AGNUS
You—(_about to strike_)
THE DEVIL (_laughs_)
Go on: disfigure yourself!
[_Agnus wrings his hands._
THE DEVIL (_crosses and recrosses the room; stares moodily out of
window with his hands behind back; then suddenly pointing outside the
window_) Who’s that?
AGNUS (_crossing and looking out_)
That actressy-looking creature?
THE DEVIL (_impatiently_)
Yes, yes—who is she?
AGNUS
Looking for lodgings, I believe. Had the impertinence to apply here—
THE DEVIL (_gloomily_)
She’s found them by this time, eh?
AGNUS (_with dignity_)
Nobody here takes lodgers. And the inn—the hotel—is for men only—
THE DEVIL
Hurrah!! (_He dashes out through the door and disappears; his voice is
heard outside_) Hi, there! Wait a minute!
[_The light settles sympathetically on Agnus’s shoulder._
AGNUS (_to the light_)
Poor devil! You’re worse off than I am.
[_The light wags dolefully._
AGNUS (_excitedly_)
He’s bringing her back—bringing her—_in_—_here_—
THE DEVIL (_outside_)
This way, Miss Blondin!
[_The Devil enters together with Doll Blondin, who is typical of
the Broadway idea of refinement and taste: dark blue Norfolk jacket
suit; small French skull-cap with tassel, her curly hair escaping
from beneath it; high collar and jabot of lace that falls almost to
her belt; short vamp suède pumps without toe-cap; preposterously high
Cuban heels. The combination of country suit with city shoes, of
jabot and lingerie waist—instead of tailored waist and plain collar
and tie—with cap suitable only for evening wear, serve to mark her as
one who dresses with instinctive taste but without the consistency of
the upper-class woman. However, she is a most attractive girl—about
twenty-three—and has an air of sophistication grafted on a babyish
ingenuousness, which makes anything she says quaintly pleasing._
DOLL BLONDIN (_turning to The Devil who has been following her in_) I
was told here you wouldn’t think of taking lodgers—
THE DEVIL
I wasn’t consulted—I need a pretty girl like you around the house just
now.
DOLL BLONDIN (_suspiciously_)
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