The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
LIEUTENANT (_with a sudden change of face_)
By God, boys—the anarchist! (_Draws revolver_)
[_The women scream. The two detectives draw their revolvers also._
PEATTIE
What? Him? The fellow you been looking for all day? (_Still holding
Agnus by the collar_)
LIEUTENANT
That’s the bird!
[_Peattie lets loose Agnus and draws ancient-looking Colt’s revolver,
which he points at him. Agnus is now ringed around by four men with
levelled weapons._
LIEUTENANT (_taking out handcuffs_)
Throw up your hands, Henry Schwartzenhopfel—
[_Agnus throws up his hands._
LIEUTENANT
Fan him for artillery, Hennessy.
[_The Second Detective is about to search Agnus._
THE DEVIL
Stop! (_All stare at The Devil_) _He’s my friend._
PEATTIE
But, Doc—he’s a dynamiter—
THE DEVIL
No matter, stop!
LIEUTENANT
Listen, Mister—Doctor—whoever you are—you can’t give orders to the Law—
THE DEVIL
Yes, I can; and the Law can give them to you. And it does; now! There’s
the Law. (_Points to Schwartzenhopfel_) The man who makes you a
policeman; who makes your Chief of Police; your Commissioner; who makes
Mayors, Governors, Presidents! You’re in the presence of Money, you
oxen! Take off your hats _to_ it—and take your orders _from_ it—_Mr.
John Magnus_—The Law.
SCHWARTZENHOPFEL (_suddenly realizing his power_)
And I order you to let Henry Schwartzenhopfel alone, now and all the
time. Schwartzenhopfel (_with his hand on Agnus’s shoulder_) is _my_
friend, too.
DETECTIVES (_moving away in awe_)
_John_ Magnus!
FANNY (_throwing her arms around The Devil, whose look of triumph
changes to one of hopeless dismay_)
My Hero!
CURTAIN
THE THIRD ACT
_The same room as before, and immediately following the preceding
situation—not even a few seconds later, for the Detectives and the
Constable are just putting away their revolvers._
_Doll Blondin, her admiration for The Devil growing, looks triumphant
as he irritably disengages Fanny’s embrace. Some hope is revived in
Doll of being rid of her._
_Fanny’s look is grimly determined._
_Agnus, relieved from a terrible situation, looks for the first time
gratefully at The Devil._
_Schwartzenhopfel, feeling his power as Magnus and enjoying it,
has assumed an air of enormous importance—by the simple method of
flattening his jowls on the collar and clearing his throat, thus
deepening his voice._
_Judge Critty is divided between his desire to serve Magnus and his
horror at open defiance of the Law—when he knows Magnus is aware that
the Law could have been circumvented secretly. He has the air of
saying, “Why didn’t you tell me, and I’d have arranged it.” Also his
manner is extra-apologetic and anxious, for he has blundered, and he
fears the loss of Magnus’s good offices._
_The three detectives are blankly dismayed at having crossed the path
of one so powerful as Magnus. They are anxious to retreat, but realize
that some concessions must be made to the conventions._
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