The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical ComedyBronson-Howard, George
Philosophy
The Red Light of Mars; or, A Day in the Life of the Devil: A Philosophical Comedy
Bronson-Howard, George
Devil -- Drama; Long Island (N.Y.) -- Drama
By endowing that brilliant boy in there to carry on his search for
immortality—give him some of your useless millions.
FANNY
Mother! He isn’t a beggar. He can give himself and me everything we
need by work.
MRS. FELIX
Yes, but can he give the _world_ everything—
TROMPER
He can give the world more iron rails for railroads; more armor-plate
for battleships—
MRS. FELIX
More money for Magnus, you mean. Railroads and battleships never made
anybody wiser or happier—
VANILLITY
Oh, really, Mrs. Felix—travel—
MRS. FELIX
Whisking past interesting places at a mile a minute isn’t travelling.
That’s moving pictures for the rich. (_To Magnus_) John, with your
money translated into real power—not petty authority—you’ll go down to
history as big a man as the boy in there—your name linked with his—
JUDGE CRITTY
Pardon me, Mrs. Felix; _his_ name linked with Mr. Magnus.
MRS. FELIX
No. The boy is a fool at everything except his work. But his wisdom in
that is greater than all of yours, John Magnus.
[_Judge Critty lifts his hands, about to protest._
MAGNUS
If he can make men immortal, certainly—
[_Judge Critty subsides._
MRS. FELIX
Well, at twenty-nine he’s made animals’ hearts and lungs immortal. In
fifty years, endowed with millions—
[_Magnus nods._
MRS. FELIX
You _do_ see, don’t you? Now, will you bury that talent in a vulgar
manufactory—
TROMPER (_offended_)
Vulgar! Why, some of our men come to work in their own automobiles.
MRS. FELIX
Prosaic manufactory, then. (_To Magnus_) Remember, when you bury him,
you bury your own chance to be a great man! Whoever heard of a mere
money-maker in history unless as the patron of artists, writers, or
scientists?
MAGNUS
Loo, I’ve a good mind to _make_ you marry me! I believe you’d make life
interesting again—
MRS. FELIX
You’d have to change a good many of your ways before you can do that.
I admire your brains, but what’s the sense of having them when they
aren’t put to any good use? Will you endow the boy? (_Nods toward
laboratory_)
MAGNUS
Yes.
MRS. FELIX
A few more answers like that, and I’ll say “yes” to you.
MAGNUS
I’ll endow him—to please you. But I demand interest on my investment.
I’ll build the finest workshop a scientist ever had: give him ten,
twenty, a hundred assistants; the most renowned scientists in the
world, no matter what they cost.—He can spend any amount on whatever he
needs in his work. But I’ll have no young society-man business—
[_Fanny starts and her expression grows sullen._
MAGNUS
He’ll stay _here_, on Long Island. And he’ll spend no more on himself
than he needs to live decently. If I sacrifice _millions_, he must
sacrifice _something_—
FANNY
What do you mean by living decently. (_Biting her lips_) The way _you_
live?
MAGNUS
No, that’s living extravagantly. (_Smiling_)
FANNY
Mother, Mr. Magnus has just been joking at your expense.
MRS. FELIX
I see no joke.
FANNY
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