Adventure stories, American; Fiction; Short stories
“Pleased to know you, sir,” he said, extending his hand, his voice
booming as if accustomed to loud noises or wide spaces. “Of course I’ve
heard of you, seen your picture in the papers, and all that, and, though
I say it that shouldn’t, I want to say that I didn’t care a rap about
those articles you wrote on Mexico. You’re wrong, all wrong. You make
the mistake of all Gringos in thinking a Mexican is a white man. He
ain’t. None of them ain’t—Greasers, Spiggoties, Latin-Americans and all
the rest of the cattle. Why, sir, they don’t think like we think, or
reason, or act. Even their multiplication table is different. You think
seven times seven is forty-nine; but not them. They work it out
different. And white isn’t white to them, either. Let me give you an
example. Buying coffee retail for house-keeping in one-pound or
ten-pound lots—”
“How big was that nugget you referred to?” I queried firmly. “As big as
the biggest of those?”
“Bigger,” he said quietly. “Bigger than the whole blamed exhibit of them
put together, and then some.” He paused and regarded me with a steadfast
gaze. “I don’t see no reason why I shouldn’t go into the matter with
you. You’ve got a reputation a man ought to be able to trust, and I’ve
read you’ve done some tall skylarking yourself in out-of-the-way places.
I’ve been browsing around with an eye open for some one to go in with me
on the proposition.”
“You can trust me,” I said.
And here I am, blazing out into print with the whole story just as he
told it to me as we sat on a bench by the lagoon before the Palace of
Fine Arts with the cries of the sea gulls in our ears. Well, he should
have kept his appointment with me. But I anticipate.
As we started to leave the building and hunt for a seat, a small woman,
possibly thirty years of age, with a washed-out complexion of the
farmer’s wife sort, darted up to him in a bird-like way, for all the
world like the darting veering gulls over our heads and fastened herself
to his arm with the accuracy and dispatch and inevitableness of a piece
of machinery.
“There you go!” she shrilled. “A-trottin’ right off and never givin’ me
a thought.”
I was formally introduced to her. It was patent that she had never heard
of me, and she surveyed me bleakly with shrewd black eyes, set close
together and as beady and restless as a bird’s.
“You ain’t goin’ to tell him about that hussy?” she complained.
“Well, now, Sarah, this is business, you see,” he argued plaintively.
“I’ve been lookin’ for a likely man this long while, and now that he’s
shown up it seems to me I got a right to give him the hang of what
happened.”
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