Adventure stories, American; Fiction; Short stories
“Motomoe sprang forward involuntarily, and the sneer was chased from his
face by an expression of solicitude. Then the beauty of the situation
dawned on him, and he chuckled and grinned. No, I didn’t expect anything
of him. Hadn’t he tried to knock me on the head? What could he do
anyway? He didn’t know anything about engines.
“I yelled at the top of my lungs to Ferguson to shut off the engine, but
the roar of the machinery drowned my voice. And there I stood, up to the
elbow and feeding right on in. Yes, it did hurt. There were some
astonishing twinges when special nerves were shredded and dragged out by
the roots. But I remember that I was surprised at the time that it did
not hurt worse.
“Motomoe made a movement that attracted my attention. At the same time
he growled out loud, as if he hated himself, ‘I’m a fool.’ What he had
done was to pick up a cane-knife—you know the kind, as big as a machete
and as heavy. And I was grateful to him in advance for putting me out of
my misery. There wasn’t any sense in slowly feeding in till my head was
crushed, and already my arm was pulped half way from elbow to shoulder,
and the pulping was going right on. So I was grateful, as I bent my head
to the blow.
“‘Get your head out of the way, you idiot!’ he barked at me.
“And then I understood and obeyed. I was a big man, and he took two
hacks to do it; but he hacked my arm off just outside the shoulder and
dragged me back and laid me down on the cane.
“Yes, the sugar paid—enormously; and I built for the Princess the church
of her saintly dream, and . . . she married me.”
He partly assuaged his thirst, and uttered his final word.
“Alackaday! Shuttlecock and battle-dore. And this at, the end of it
all, lined with boilerplate that even alcohol will not corrode and that
only alcohol will tickle. Yet have I lived, and I kiss my hand to the
dear dust of my Princess long asleep in the great mausoleum of King John
that looks across the Vale of Manona to the alien flag that floats over
the bungalow of the British Government House. . . ”
Fatty pledged him sympathetically, and sympathetically drank out of his
own small can. Bruce Cadogan Cavendish glared into the fire with
implacable bitterness. He was a man who preferred to drink by himself.
Across the thin lips that composed the cruel slash of his mouth played
twitches of mockery that caught Fatty’s eye. And Fatty, making sure
first that his rock-chunk was within reach, challenged.
“Well, how about yourself, Bruce Cadogan Cavendish? It’s your turn.”
The other lifted bleak eyes that bored into Fatty’s until he physically
betrayed uncomfortableness.
“I’ve lived a hard life,” Slim grated harshly. “What do I know about
love passages?”
“No man of your build and make-up could have escaped them,” Fatty
wheedled.
“And what of it?” Slim snarled. “It’s no reason for a gentleman to boast
of amorous triumphs.”
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