Adventure stories, American; Fiction; Short stories
“Oh, go on, be a good fellow,” Fatty urged. “The night’s still young.
We’ve still some drink left. Delarouse and I have contributed our share.
It isn’t often that three real ones like us get together for a telling.
Surely you’ve got at least one adventure in love you aren’t ashamed to
tell about—”
Bruce Cadogan Cavendish pulled forth his iron quoit and seemed to debate
whether or not he should brain the other. He sighed, and put back the
quoit.
“Very well, if you will have it,” he surrendered with manifest
reluctance. “Like you two, I have had a remarkable constitution. And
right now, speaking of armour-plate lining, I could drink the both of you
down when you were at your prime. Like you two, my beginnings were far
distant and different. That I am marked with the hall-mark of gentlehood
there is no discussion . . . unless either of you care to discuss the
matter now . . . ”
His one hand slipped into his pocket and clutched the quoit. Neither of
his auditors spoke nor betrayed any awareness of his menace.
“It occurred a thousand miles to the westward of Manatomana, on the
island of Tagalag,” he continued abruptly, with an air of saturnine
disappointment in that there had been no discussion. “But first I must
tell you of how I got to Tagalag. For reasons I shall not mention, by
paths of descent I shall not describe, in the crown of my manhood and the
prime of my devilishness in which Oxford renegades and racing younger
sons had nothing on me, I found myself master and owner of a schooner so
well known that she shall remain historically nameless. I was running
blackbird labour from the west South Pacific and the Coral Sea to the
plantations of Hawaii and the nitrate mines of Chili—”
“It was you who cleaned out the entire population of—” Fatty exploded,
ere he could check his speech.
The one hand of Bruce Cadogan Cavendish flashed pocketward and flashed
back with the quoit balanced ripe for business.
“Proceed,” Fatty sighed. “I . . . I have quite forgotten what I was
going to say.”
“Beastly funny country over that way,” the narrator drawled with perfect
casualness. “You’ve read this Sea Wolf stuff—”
“You weren’t the Sea Wolf,” Whiskers broke in with involuntary
positiveness.
“No, sir,” was the snarling answer. “The Sea Wolf’s dead, isn’t he? And
I’m still alive, aren’t I?”
“Of course, of course,” Whiskers conceded. “He suffocated head-first in
the mud off a wharf in Victoria a couple of years back.”
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