Avarice, according to Byron, is a gentlemanly vice appertaining to old
age. It certainly acted like Aaron's rod with Sir Simon, as it swallowed
up all his more youthful sins. During the early part of the Victorian
epoch, the old man had been a spendthrift and a rake. Now, he never
looked agreeably upon a woman, and the prettier they were the more he
frowned upon them. As he was close upon eighty, it was not to be
wondered at that his blood ran thin and cold; still, he might have
retained the courtesy for which he was famous in his hot youth. But he
eschewed female society in the main, and was barely civil to his pretty,
fascinating niece, who attended to him and bore with his ill-humors.
Only Mrs. Gilroy succeeded in extorting civil words from him, but then
Mrs. Gilroy was necessary to his comfort, being a capital nurse and as
quiet as a cat about the house. Where his own pleasure was concerned Sir
Simon could be artful.
Long ago he had given up luxury. He never put liquor to his withered
lips, he ate only the plainest food, and surrounded himself with merely
the bare necessities of life. All his aims were to gather money, to see
it increase, to buy land, to screw the last penny out of unwilling
tenants, and to pick up a farthing, in whatever mud it might be lying.
He never helped the poor, he grudged repairs to the property, he kept
Lucy on short commons, and expressed such violent opinions concerning
the rector's tithes that the poor man was afraid to come near him. As
Sir Simon, like a godless old pagan, never went to church, the absence
of the clerical element at the Hall troubled him little. He was a
typical miser in looks, being bent, withered and dry. As a young man he
had bought, in his spendthrift days, a great number of suits, and these
he was wearing out in his old age. The garments, once fashionable,
looked queer in the eyes of a younger generation; but Sir Simon minded
no one. He was always scrupulously dressed in his antique garb, and
looked, as the saying goes, as neat as a new pin. His health was
tolerable, although he suffered from rheumatism and a constant cough.
Owing to his total abstinence, he was free from gout, but could not have
been worse tempered had he indeed suffered, as he assuredly deserved to.
With his withered skin, his thin, high nose, his pinched features and
his bent form he looked anything but agreeable. When walking he
supported himself with an ebony cane, and had been known on occasions to
use it on the backs of underlings. From this practice, however, he had
desisted, since the underlings, forgetful of the feudal system, brought
actions for assault, which resulted in Sir Simon losing money. As the
old Baronet said, radical opinions were ruining the country; for why
should the lower orders not submit to the stick?
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