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This idea of both winning could not be admitted by Aristorenas, for he
had passed his life in the cockpit and had always seen one cock lose
and the other win—at best, there was a tie. Vainly Don Primitivo argued
in Latin. Aristorenas shook his head, and that too when Don Primitivo’s
Latin was easy to understand, for he talked of an gallus talisainus,
acuto tari armatus, an gallus beati Petri bulikus sasabung̃us sit, [63]
and so on, until at length he decided to resort to the argument which
many use to convince and silence their opponents.
“You’re going to be damned, friend Martin, you’re falling into heresy!
Cave ne cadas! I’m not going to play monte with you any more, and we’ll
not set up a bank together. You deny the omnipotence of God, peccatum
mortale! You deny the existence of the Holy Trinity— three are one and
one is three! Take care! You indirectly deny that two natures, two
understandings, and two wills can have only one memory! Be careful!
Quicumque non crederit anathema sit!”
Martin Aristorenas shrank away pale and trembling, while Quiroga, who
had listened with great attention to the argument, with marked
deference offered the philosopher a magnificent cigar, at the same time
asking in his caressing voice: “Surely, one can make a contract for a
cockpit with Kilisto, [64] ha? When I die, I’ll be the contractor, ha?”
Among the others, they talked more of the deceased; at least they
discussed what kind of clothing to put on him. Capitan Tinong proposed
a Franciscan habit—and fortunately, he had one, old, threadbare, and
patched, a precious object which, according to the friar who gave it to
him as alms in exchange for thirty-six pesos, would preserve the corpse
from the flames of hell and which reckoned in its support various pious
anecdotes taken from the books distributed by the curates. Although he
held this relic in great esteem, Capitan Tinong was disposed to part
with it for the sake of his intimate friend, whom he had not been able
to visit during his illness. But a tailor objected, with good reason,
that since the nuns had seen Capitan Tiago ascending to heaven in a
frock coat, in a frock coat he should be dressed here on earth, nor was
there any necessity for preservatives and fire-proof garments. The
deceased had attended balls and fiestas in a frock coat, and nothing
else would be expected of him in the skies—and, wonderful to relate,
the tailor accidentally happened to have one ready, which he would part
with for thirty-two pesos, four cheaper than the Franciscan habit,
because he didn’t want to make any profit on Capitan Tiago, who had
been his customer in life and would now be his patron in heaven. But
Padre Irene, trustee and executor, rejected both proposals and ordered
that the Capitan be dressed in one of his old suits of clothes,
remarking with holy unction that God paid no attention to clothing.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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