Families -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction
There was only one hitch in the entire programme. That was that when
they got to the church Tweedwell did not show up. Jack was distressed
even though Mrs. Rosscott laughed. Mitchell wanted to read the
ceremony, but Aunt Mary was afraid it wouldn’t be legal, and Mr.
Stebbins agreed with her. In the end the regular clergyman married
them; and just as they were all filing out they met Tweedwell and
Lucinda tearing along, he in his surplice and she in the black silk
dress which Aunt Mary had given her in celebration of the occasion.
They were both too exhausted to be able to explain for several minutes;
but it finally came out (of Lucinda) that Burnett, whose place it was
to have overseen officiating Tweedwell, had forgotten all about him,
and the poor fellow, exhausted by his long journey, had never awakened
until Lucinda, going in to clear up his room, had let forth a piercing
howl of surprise.
So far from dampening anyone’s spirits this little _contretemps_ only
seemed to set things off at a livelier pace. They had a brisk ride
home, and the wedding feast and the wedding cake were all that could be
desired. What went with it was the finest that any of the guests ever
tasted before or since, and the champagne was all but served in beer
steins.
When it came to the healths they drank to Aunt Mary along with the
bride and groom, and Mitchell made a speech, invoking Heaven’s
blessings on the triple compact and covering himself with glory.
“Here’s to Aunt Mary and her bride and her groom,” he cried, when they
told him to rise and proclaim. “Here’s to Aunt Mary and her bride and
groom, and here’s to their health and their wealth and their happiness.
Here’s to their brilliant past, their roseate present and their
gorgeous future. And here’s to hoping that Fate, who is ready and
willing to deal any man a bride, may some time see fit to deal some one
of us another such as Jack’s Aunt Mary. So I propose her health before
all else. Aunt Mary, long may she wave!”
Aunt Mary looked as if words and actions were poor things in which to
attempt to express her feelings, but no one who glanced at her could be
in two minds as to her state of approval as to everything that was
going on.
The bridal pair drove away somewhere after five o’clock, and about
seven the main body of the guests returned to the city.
Mrs. Rosscott’s mother and Mitchell and Burnett remained a day or two
to keep Aunt Mary from feeling blue, but Aunt Mary was not at all
inclined that way.
“If those two young people are lookin’ forward to anythin’ like as much
fun as I am,” she said over and over again, “well, all is they’re
lookin’ forward to a good deal.”
“Won’t we whoop her up next summer!” said Burnett; “well, I don’t
know!”
“My dear Robert,” said his mother gently.
“Don’t stop him,” said Aunt Mary. “He knows just how I feel an’ I know
jus’ how he feels. It isn’t wrong, Mrs. Burnett, it’s natural. We were
born to be happy, only sometimes we don’t know just how to set about
it.”
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