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“Miss Watkins has hit the nail on the head,” said Mitchell, rolling a
cigarette. “She has not only hit the nail on its own head, but she has
succeeded in driving its point well into all our heads. She taught us
many things during her short visit. I, for one, am her debtor forever.
Me for joy, from now on!”
Aunt Mary smiled. “My heavens!” she murmured; “to think how nice it all
come out, and how really put out I was when Jack first began, too.”
Burnett put his hand in his pocket and pulled out some gum.
“Robert!” cried his mother, “you don’t chew gum, do you?”
“Of course he doesn’t,” said his friend quickly; “that’s why he had it
in his pocket.”
Aunt Mary looked thoughtfully at him.
“Give me a little,” she said, “maybe it’s suthin’ I’ve been missin’.”
Mrs. Burnett left the next day, and Mitchell went the day after.
The carpenters took down the addition, and the wedding presents were
shipped to town.
“She says she’ll be goin’ soon,” said Lucinda to Joshua.
“Then she’ll be goin’ soon,” said Joshua.
“I’m sure I’ll be glad,” said Lucinda; “such hifalutin sky-larkin’!”
Joshua said nothing. Mr. Stebbins had apprised him of Aunt Mary’s
arrangements in his behalf and he felt no inclination to criticize any
of her doings and sayings.
Toward the end of the next week this telegram was received.
Dear Aunt Mary: We’re home and ready when you are. Telegraph what
train.
J. and J.
The telegram was handed to Aunt Mary at ten in the morning. Her fingers
trembled as she opened it.
“My heavens alive, Lucinda,” she cried, the next minute, “I do believe,
if you’ll be quick, that I can make the twelve-twenty! Run! Tell Joshua
to get my trunk down and harness Billy as quick as he can. He can
telegraph that I’m comin’ after I’m gone.”
Lucinda flew Joshua-wards.
“She wants to make the twelve-twenty train!” she cried. Joshua looked
up.
“Then she’ll make it,” he said.
She made it!
_Anne Warner’s “Susan Clegg” Books_
SUSAN CLEGG AND HER FRIEND MRS. LATHROP
_By_ ANNE WARNER
With Frontispiece, $1.00
Nothing better in the new homely philosophy style of fiction has been
written.—_San Francisco Bulletin_.
One of the most genuinely humorous books ever written.—_St. Louis
Globe-Democrat_.
Anything more humorous than the Susan Clegg stories would be hard to
find.—_The Critic_, New York.
_By the Same Author:_
SUSAN CLEGG AND HER NEIGHBORS’ AFFAIRS
With Frontispiece, $1.00
All the stories brim over with quaint humor, caustic sarcasm, and
concealed contempt for male and matrimonial chains.—_Philadelphia
Ledger_.
SUSAN CLEGG AND A MAN IN THE HOUSE
Illustrated by Alice Barber Stephens. $1.50
Susan is a positive joy, and the reading world owes Anne Warner a vote
of thanks for her contribution to the list of American humor.—_New York
Times_.
LITTLE, BROWN, & CO., Publishers
34 Beacon Street, Boston
_An exceedingly clever volume of stories_
AN ORIGINAL GENTLEMAN
_By_ ANNE WARNER
With frontispiece by Alice Barber Stephens
Cloth. $1.50
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